A HFY Story : Subjugating Humans... Not this Discussion Again... | 2113 ~Deathworld, War, Terran

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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.

Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.

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Humans to invading aliens: We've tried to subjugate ourselves and have always failed, what makes you think you'll do any better?

blehbleh

"Every time we fight them, they get stronger."
This line should give nightmares to those Council memebers.

Maddog

Humans are such a pain in the ass, that a galaxy spanning alliance has put us in the “Don’t poke the bear if you like breathing” category?!

TheAKgunner

One alien member saying, "Absolute mad lad." That one has a close bond with humans and knows what they're like, I see.

badbloodkiller

Aliens: We intend to subjugate the humans!

Humans: *sigh* Hold my beer.

CaptainShield

Some sayings the Aliens need to learn:
1) "There's always a bigger fish."
2) "Don't waken the sleeping giant."
3) "This is a bad idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and we'll be there when you learn that"
4) "Invade at your own risk . . . "
5) "We call our world 'The Raging Planet' for a reason."
6) "A predator does evolution a favor . . . humans can, and do, hunt predators."

ScornedOne

This is a "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?!?!?!??" moment.

jacknedry

Humanity: Alright, prepare the marines and the artillary
Alien:No no no... this time is peace🙌
Edi: A hundret likes, thank's😋

UsernotFound

Imperium of Man: (launches the Great Crusade)
Galactic Council Chairman: alright, who did it? Who pissed off the Humans?!

ShawndaPrawn

An unofficial saying we have when someone suggests attacking the awkward space orcs... DON'T

bartofii

There is always someone who wants to antagonize the homicidal space monkies...

lazerwolf

Trying to subjugate humanity is like kicking a nest? Humans are Space Hornets!
Thanks for finding and narrating this delightful story!
For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

jukkiivi

Meanwhile in human space some weapon developer:" god i hope those Aliens come around again soon, our Killbot swarm is getting frustrated by getting beat in all those CoD 9001 matches... and i realy want to live test this Black hole cluster weapon"

Blutwind

Humans: *minding their own business.*

Alien: they must learn out peaceful ways... By force!

ryanlaurie

damn. we beat another alien race so bad that a bigger alien alliance didnt want to tangle.

Atma_Weapon

The fact that that this implies we have been in a cold war with aliens so long that we almost literally forgot that they in reality exist is mildly frightening...

koopaking

When...when did this absolutely fantastic man start to do this with a real face attached to it? My god is that really you Argo? It is an honor to put a face to the voice. Thank you so much.

TranslucentHistory

"I have a proposal regarding the Humans..."
"Don't."
"Those HUMANS...!"
"Don't."
"We wish to prove ourselves by...."
"Don't"
"Has the council considered....?"
"Don't"
"Humanity..."
"Don't"

Synthmilk

In the Council's official database on the various species in the galaxy, the entry on Humans simply reads: FAFO.

robertalexander

I think that is just about the first story were aliens have conquered Earth and still been alive at the end of the story. Humans are not usually that forgiving.

davidrutherford