English literature

[TranquillShot]

"She's a hormonal slag."
"She's a hormonal slag."

The repeating of the line is so on point

[Arctturius]

I can't believe how real this is.

[omarmustafa]

'She's on her period'
'She's pregnant'

[RaffaRay_]

The "detention for you, you suck. No" is the most accurate part

[fatherofdragons]

The little "no" after insulting the student is so accurate.

[Storms]

I love how he slowly became more unhinged 😂

[Alphoric]

This is the most accurate description of English teachers I have ever seen
Thinking colours were emotions with some deep connection to the story

[sandorrclegane]

lmao he probably said the crest is blue on purpose to get more engagement

[jaymencheers]

This is the absolute best version of this joke I've heard by far

[itsbart]

It’s so true any women that is wearing red is a slag to english teachers
If it’s on a man it means he’s furious
If anyone is wearing blue it means they are sad and god forbid you come across someone who is wearing yellow,
Because I got told that that means they are gay 👍🏼
Thanks Miss Johnson

[animatepokemonadventures]

I thought it was gonna be like “he’s wearing blue because his blood is metaphorically blue because he thinks he’s royalty above non-purebloods” but then I remembered that this video is funnier than me.

[TheMightyKinkle]

The poem reads: 'Her dress was as a green as grass"
Teacher: "So thats actually a metaphor about how his wife and kids left him"

[iBoss]

Him: And slag rhymes with...
Me: Fa-
Him: Rag!
Me: Oh...

[person]

That “no” and desk slam is the entire summary of my english class

[hugocolazero]

Exactly like my English teacher in the beginning with the jokes😂😂

[notpolonium]

“She’s a hormonal slag” (x2) rip hermione

[The-Survivalist]

Was gonna send this to my sister. Then he started saying “hormonal slag.”

[CowboyXDD]

No joke, I've had my higher level English teacher say once that, "The author describes the water as a dark blue because it's a correlation to blood and how blood is blue before it touches oxygen". These people just make this shit up...

[sym.lex]

“she’s on her period”
“she’s pregnant”
perfect combo obviously 🙄

[MitsurugiR]

Man am I glad I had the most perfect and calm lady ever during my GCSEs 😂