Market Crash Tariffs

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This is an original satirical anthem titled “Market Crash Tariffs” — a razor-sharp commentary on reckless trade moves, economic fallout, and the absurdity of self-isolation in a global world. With clever lyrics, international swagger, and a lineup of rapping world animals, this is the ultimate crash course in economic irony.

🌎 A global response to short-sighted tariffs and headline-fueled policy — echoing voices of reason, strategy, and real-world impact. From napkin notes to stock market nosedives, the world is watching.

What makes this song powerful?
✔ Mic-drop lyrics calling out economic chaos
✔ Visual satire of trade isolation and banana-phone diplomacy
✔ A message of global unity vs. political ego

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Lyrics: Market Crash Tariffs

You slapped on rules like grade one class
No depth, no thought, just dummies’ math
You say your country will be flush with cash
Well news flash, Einstein — your market crashed

New world order, presented in the wind
You’re so dumb, it’s a sin

Lean in, world — let him roar
He’s just a bully, nothing more
Now I'm not smart, but I ain't dumb
I'd say Uncle Sam just became a bum

Tariffs written on a napkin note
Your plan won't stand, your land is broke
If chaos was a business plan
You’d be CEO of I Can’t Understand

Lean in, world — let him roar
He’s just a bully, nothing more
Now I'm not smart, but I ain't dumb
I'd say Uncle Sam just became a bum

Lean in, world — let him roar
He’s just a bully, nothing more
Now I'm not smart, but I ain't dumb
I'd say Uncle Sam just became a bum

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📢 Call it out. Call it what it is. This is the global message.

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[chafouaube]

I love it. Tentrum, above stupidity, wall, basic math, everything.

[helfgott]

YEAH lets dance on the orange man 👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤

[Canada-gm]

you hit another one out of the park. Excellent!

[joyceroberts]

That pretty much says it all.
Well done.