IM A HOMOSEXUAL!🥵🥵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

One day, Slipknot was gay😳
Corey couldn’t hide it anymore, he was geh🥵 so he walked up to his eight brothers and
thinking of cumming out of the closet, “hey guys……” Corey said in a low voice,
“What?” Mick asked,
“I’m a homosexual!” Corey yelled catching everyone off guard,
Sid took off his trousers, Joey smiled, Paul fingered a bass, Chris’s other nose rose,
James looked down at everyone ,
Craig’s spikes,
Clown laughed, Mick changed the first letter of his name to ‘D’
Corey looked confused, “what the fuck?”
“Yea wanna fuck?” Clown said,
Corey then realized that everyone was gay.
“And I’m a homosexual,” Chris admitted while masterbating,
Joey then ran to the other room and painted his entire body red, and put on a dress without underwear then ran back into the room and yelled at the top of his lungs which scared everyone!
“WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT?” Clown asked while throwing his fists up in the air.
Sid then started to dry hump a blow-up doll,
Corey was now very confused, “Alright, what the fuck is going on?” he yelled which stopped everything,
“We're just being ourselves,” Chris said offended,
“DOES ANYONE WANNA HAVE GAY SEX ON STAGE?” Joey yelled in an anime voice,
Mick suddenly was furious and killed everyone, then Craig stabbed him with his SPIKES!

moral of the story: don't ever come out to Slipknot,