This Is Why I Don’t Ride Roller Coasters.

I don’t mess with roller coasters anymore. I don’t get on any of those dangerous rides or even go to these crazy amusement parks. Idk why they even call them amusement parks because ain’t nothing funny about them! I went to Disneyland not too long ago not to get on any rides, just to meet the stars. I met Mickey Mouse of course, Daffy, Goofy, and I was good to go. The last time I got on one of these scary rides as a kid, I felt a liquid in pants. Never again! 😅

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[charlesgreene]

I agree with you. At 40 years old I gladly became the family coat holder at all amusement parks.

[ChelleLove_]

I'm with you. If I go to the amusement park, I plan to be amused by the funnel cakes 😂.

[rmcdudmk]

I don't blame you at all Godfrey. All I can think of when I'm riding them is "I hope they are maintaining this equipment." 😂

[shaserv]

My daughter ask me every time we go to an Amusement Park if I’m gonna ride the roller coaster. I say Hell No, I ain’t fckin wit that shit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bulk-slap]

I agree with you. Especially that b.s. they put up over the weekend in a mall parking lot. Never put my kids on that shyt.

[ayysweetstea]

"I wanna meet Mickey mouse and get the F**k outta there". 🎉😂😂😂

[pamelaedwards]

I can’t with you but I agree Godfrey 🤣😂😅

[BronzeIconFinancialAdvise]

So true. I've always hated rides, and I stopped going too far in the ocean after a sea turtle scared the crap out of me while learning to surf in Hawaii. Shit's dangerous out there!! You're hilarious! 😂

[bricedavis]

I feel Godfrey.. The last time I went to the Statefair was 8 years ago i got on this ride called "The Drop" it takes you all the way in the sky and drops. Right after I told my kids it's time to go. Took my soul away

[QueenV-pocs]

Why do you make us laugh so hard when you’re talking about something so serious? Those impersonations! 😂😂😂. I hope those people that were stuck are alright.

[kinggrayson]

You know you are scared of heights when your legs shake, just looking at a picture of something high😢😢😢😢😢😢

[mavisjones]

I agree with you. I don't even go to amusement parks any more and there is one right here where I live. Last time I went to one I was in my late 20s. In my 60s now and have not missed a darn thing by not going.

[smp_founder]

That instinct of hesitancy tells you everything.

[classact]

OMG Godfrey your funny hits the spot everytime 😂😂😂

[EpisodeCJSII]

What's worse are the traveling carnival rides..

[kinayabk]

I agree, I stop doing that madness 30+ years ago and don't miss it. I value my life

[lolavanenburg]

Wow, scary as hell Godfrey😱not me either !

[ivettepalacin]

Great skit, love the shoulder shrug FTS and the Disney voices. Of course he would want to meet them. They ought to pay him to talk to them! Love the Latin accent. 😅 muy bien, hermano 😅

[simone]

Especially those weekend carnival rides. I'm not riding on anything that took less than two days for you to put together. But when I was a kid I didn't think twice about it.

[sdizzyp]

It’s crazy how now as an adult I get why the adults didn’t want to be bothered with those roller coasters lol