What American Sounds Like to Foreigners

[-may-omg]

as a foreigner, i can 100% confirm, this is all i hear when americans talk

[mr.dr.prof.patrick]

bro was reading the script with one eye and keeping eye contact with the other… respect

[Pthato.]

"You need to bathe, you're literally dog water."😂😂💀

[splipperskattle]

AT&T finna charge bro’s eye for roaming 💀

[SageArdor]

Just the American word choice is accurate enough. The JoyCon drift in the eyes is the cherry on top.

[PaletaLee]

As a foreigner, I can confirm all north americans sound like The Sims.

[itsoink]

"You need to bathe you’re literally dogwater" is one of the most beautiful sentences in history

[GreenScreenKds]

Bros tryin his hardest to make both eyes stare into our soul 💀

[keithahlstrom]

The wandering eye just adds a new level.

[tylerboyle]

“You need to bathe you’re literally dog water” and I felt that 😢

[ewanschirripa]

His eyes got a divorce for a couple of seconds💀

[CoryMarr]

dude the drifting eye makes it so much better.

[thepantheonplayer]

The lazy eye just makes this so much better

[OnePunchCat]

Dude, one of your eyes is trying to escape

[bluepieguy]

“you need to bathe you’re literally dogwater” 💀

[elmuxaa]

As a non-American can confirm all Americans do the left eye thing

[amirornot]

Always hits us with the "you need to bathe your literally dogwater"

[nursemelissajane]

Man deer! I've started ending conversations with this & reactions are awesome.

[lowheadvarney]

As an American, I can confirm that we literally say " Man Deer" when saying goodbye

[lukewood]

Im American. This is perfect. My brain is telling me I should be understanding what he’s saying but I can’t understand