Stuck in Traffic

[rodrigohernandez-rpqq]

This must be the best advertising move GEICO has ever made.

[guythatstillusespocketwatc]

"This is my origin story"

That....was badass

[DarceyRecords]

His origin story only had one chapter: The Conclusion.

[nillsontheirish]

Dude gets rammed and his first words are "Hey pal, you better have good insurance" in full confidence XD

[DivineLightPaladin]

Traffic: turns you into Kira with a Death Note

[eggegg]

"Why did you became a villain?"

Thanos: For Balance
Loki: For Power
Zemo: For my family
Ultron: Cuz fuck the Humanity
This guy: Traffic

[mov]

"This is my origin story" 🥶 this sentence gave me chills

[bigdued]

"The sidewalk's wide enough, *go* "

[VioletSilhouette]

Can we just get this guy an acting career as a villain? Or anything at all. I'd watch anything with him in it.

[foofofdeath]

That descent into madness is too relatable

[dart]

"This is my origin story"

We found the main character Bois

[SomeDumbFox-OwO]

"The sidewalk is quite spacious, go there"
-DIO Brando

[UpperRankKokushibo]

As a fellow Geico Customer this is 100% accurate.

[osocrazy]

This dude is one of my favorite comedians. His skits are tooo damn funny

[hirvale]

I love how he just starts supporting every single political stance that reduces the population size, regardless of which side supports it.
Giving up on humanity is truly the solution to everything

[aidenjester]

"Road rage! Road rage!" Got me, LMAO.

[redtord]

This is the manifestation of the saying: "My respect for Thanos grows every day"

[joshl.]

I've had the "humans are a parasite" epiphany while sitting in traffic too lol

[pjcc]

"this is my origin story"

That brings chills when a villain says it knowing he/she becomes the enemy

[wrothcoyote]

Greg finally realizing the truth we’ve known the whole time