🍑 (There Is Only) One Meatball

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🍑(There Is Only) One Meatball 🍑

There is a boy known for his erse
The biggest in the universe
"Rear of the Year" since he was a rookie
Scotland's world-class Grand Bahookie!

One Meatball
There is only One Meatball
There is only One Meatball

His grandpa Jack ran the SFA
But don't hold that against him (Or so they say)
He's got a knack for scoring a whopper
And he runs like he's getting out of a chopper!

He's loved up here and doon at the Villa
He guards the ball just like a mama gorilla
He's got his own song by Billy Ray Cyrus
An earworm catchier than coronavirus!

Scores goals for fun when he's in the team
And we know that he's better than Zinedine
He always lives up to the hype
And scoots about the pitch like a burst pipe!

He's unique, he's one-of-a-kind
And not just because of his famous behind
Even when he's playing with his brother Paul
THERE IS ONLY ONE MEATBALL

[scotthunter]

Love how you's have put a playlist together for all artists with the euro songs, its already got the blood flowing for euros, C'mon Scotland

[tartanspecials]

"Ye cannae put cocoa butter on a boy fae Clydebank"