'Men Get Carried Away With Jokes' 😂 JIMMY CARR #shorts

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[danger]

I told my wife to talk dirty one time to me when we were first together, and she said and I quote" Yah, give it to me harder, you shit skillet" needless to say the sex was over right there and not because I was mad but because I couldn't stop laughing histaricly and neither could she. She no longer talks dirty to me because she learned that day she just doesn't know how. LOL !!!! Good memory.

[davidashton]

I once asked a girl out and she said,
"You've got to be joking, hahaha!"

[SpacePizza]

As a guy I can confirm that when someone is upset I will often turn to humor.

[sereyroth]

I persuaded gf to do the role play once and she wanted me to pretend to be the pizza delivery guy. Guess what, she usually had pizza when I had my meeting at province.

[WikterRor]

I mean sometimes i just want to be super dirty and hot, and sometimes i would really like to just have a joke that, for many girls, could ruin the mood

[Otacatapetl]

Here's one that works in the bedroom:
Stand up and say, "Do you want an aeroplane?"

[doggytheanarchist]

In my experience men get hella offended when you joke in the bedroom. 😅

[slamsun]

Why does he remind me of the Gman in the first shot?

[Stirmzy]

Dark humor is a lot like water, some people just don’t get it

[vaishnav]

Ohh I forgot your mouth was the mariana trench

[indoorperson]

I'd be laughing while coughing out blood because of the damage to my sliver of self esteem

[gorriebyte]

Laughing is also not good either. Girlfriend tried a new move and I wasn't expecting it and may have laughed.

[Jan-nlkq]

"pick me up"
now thats a bedroht fantasy, as if i can pick you up.

[angrytedtalks]

My wife has no sense of humour.
Naked twister sex covered in nutella is a serious business.

[KyryloMudrokha]

"Obviously it's not, knowing how fat you are"

[Young_E_]

Well if she says that might as well tell her not to choke right after ☠️

[oier]

La cosa menos graciosa que se ha dicho

[toddwasson]

STOP PUTTING THE TEXT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMNED SCREEN!!!

[EmanuelTweek]

Idk man, I just don’t find this guy funny. Glad other people can laugh at his material though