El Guapo

Our song El Guapo off our EP Neighborhood Noise

Guitar, Vocals - Dylan Russell
Drums - Jon Edward's
Bass - Faith Orozco

Very special thanks to Jeremy Peaches for letting us use his space to record 🤟

Dice que tiene que tocar la guitarra,
Y dice que tiene que decir ooh!
Dice que muchachas nunca le ignoran,
No contestas tu,

He’s got a crater in his head where decency should go,
And he’s always explaining why he deserves you,
That’s why they prefer to call him el guapo,
During his bad moods,

He says…
Hey pretty thing give me a chance,
I deserve at least one dance,
Hey darling i ain’t no fool,
If you got a brain you’ll see me after school,

(Instrumental)

If you are foolish you might dance with El Guapo,
Legendary for his manners and lack of smooth moves,
Hardly impressive with his badly hidden motive,
To screw you,

And Betty bought a bit of better butter just to serve you,
But Betty couldn’t tolerate what you put her through!
And if you maybe acted little like a decent husband she’d,
Put up with you,

He says…
Hey pretty thing give me a chance,
I deserve at least one dance,
Hey darling i ain’t no fool,
If you got a brain you’ll see me after school,