A woman’s touch 🥹

[kyanshi]

"a little version of me running around" I'm dying!

[deluxeedition]

the "a little version of me running around" one was precious omg

[plamiguha]

"Decorative hair strands on the bathroom wall" LOL

[TsukiCat]

Best way to say we married and had a child lol

[Woolsquirrell]

Not being able to throw the literal "THROW PILLOWS" should be a crime.

[komododn]

A little verison of me runnign around the house
Thats so sweet bro 😭

[BhaviAggarwal]

pillows pillows everywhere but none are meant to sleep on...😂😂

[Astrals_Safe_Place]

"a little version of me running around"
It took me a while to understand💀💀💀

[EnragedErin]

As my husband says "How do you grab my phone from under my head?" I charge his phone for him in the morning since he kills the battery every night. It bothers him how I can grab the phone without disturbing him, but a fluffy kitten brushing his knee wakes him up like a shot.

[Kny_mha-SpyxFamily_FN]

“A little version of me running around”that’s insane💀

[judythompson]

guys that live alone tend to consider the living room as a convenient closet for their basics: bowling balls, motorcycles, stray mounds of junk (fornerly known as clothing), if you can't hang it from a hook on the ceiling, the floor will handle it.
I went to my future husband's off campus dorm room that he and two buddies shared. it was terrifying. I married him anyway, figgered he needed a stronger outlook on living quarters.

[SarutaValentine]

But she won’t let you throw the throw pillows 😂

[melyndapham]

Yes throw pillows are only for us also not the toilet paper one we can't control it

[Kit_kat_]

I understand the pillow thing. I got ten pillows on our bed, only two are mine (they were a birthday gift from his mother to me)… and my Husband insists on stealing one. I have a sensory issue and cannot sleep if it isn’t soft/plushy enough… that and he drools so much/hard his once white pillow is now permanently yellow (and yes we have tried to use bleach to whiten it). He still uses it and loves it- just can’t stop taking my pillow (sometimes both of my pillows) because they’re softer than all his other pillow options.😂😂

I also may or may not have a plushy addiction. To be fair I feel it is an addiction because I feel we can’t have enough, however I have enough self control not to buy all the ones I want because I don’t know where to safely store them (so far I only have 5). Plus our children also steal my pillows and blankets.😅

[graveyard]

The toilet one is helarious. Women have to wipe both the back AND the front. Aslo we have this thing monthly where our vagina rips the skin of its walls in a bloody mess, yea we use a lot mor toilet paper. We cant just shake our lips and be done lmao😂

[LC-spfu]

I only have 3 pairs of shoes and that's my winter boots, my tennis shoes, and my nice shoes that I wear when dressing fancier. I wear them all pretty often.

[Musical_Costumer]

Motorcycle in his living room... interesting choice, I must say...

[babaXIII]

Me: where's X thing?

My wife: how should I know?

Me: Cause you moved it like always.

[dylanstonemusic]

I love how some of these are annoying, but some are super helpful or at the very least, make the place feel more like a home than a place where you just live

[aliciacharline]

I see nothing wrong with using throw pillows for naps if they are comfortable enough, also I don't mind throwing them I also a woman living in a house with two dudes