Kuzuha solving chat's real life problems.

The jazz music he decided to play, started this. Kuzuha trying to speak like a smart person is always great.

Original stream:
（Around 7:57:20~)

Kuzuha's channel:

[josephdan]

"I can't grow taller"

"On the other hand, people who grew tall can not shrink. Be proud"
- Kuzuha

[kittenfur]

'A cat scratched me'
Kuzu: Scratch a cat.
*ah yes problem solved*

[wisteria]

“I can’t get a girlfriend”
“Get a boyfriend, not much of a difference” -Kuzuha

[RimuKora]

Kuzuha's answers aren't just answers,


it's a message from god

[sunnymoons-moonlitstars]

Therapy: expensive
Kuzuha's problem solving: free

[kuro-desu]

"I'm not making any progress with my work."

*"Then leave it like that. However, You can not make any progress within yourself either." - Kuzuha, 2020*

I like how Kuzuha tries to be funny answering his problem but ultimately ended up with something truly very inspiring quote.

[chayanneenjoyer]

"can't get a girlfriend"
"get a boyfriend"
Understandable have a nice day

[fannijisanji]

It's always so hard to translate Kuzuha's words lol

[why_r_u_runnin]

There’s a thin line between “baka” and “tensai” I guess 😂

[Szainx]

His answers are both funny and sweet at the same time. Some of it are actually deep and meaningful omg. Thanks for the translation!!

[-Raylight]

_"I can't get a girlfriend"_
Kuzuha : *"Get a boyfriend instead"*
_"My scores might drop"_
Kuzuha : *"If you dropped it, you just need to pick it back up. 3 seconds rule"*

-Sasuga- As expected from Kuzuha, he's a genius xD

Awww Kuzuha, thank you for the encouragement!

[emilychan]

this advice is actually amazing xDD

"I can't grow taller"
"taller people cant grow shorter, be proud."

"I can't get a girlfriend"
"get a boyfriend, not much of a difference there."

"My scored dropped"
"if it dropped, pick it up again. 3 second rule :}"

*I HAVE REACHED ENLIGHTENMENT*

[かいりん-bi]

"I can't sleep"
Kuzuha: Try to close your eyes

Thanks for the sub

[sinaiha]

"a cat scratched me."
kuzu: then scratch a cat🙄🖐

[xlokbu]

3:03 why didn't I think of that, thanks kuzuha very cool

[hao]

"Those who don't know what kind of vampire I am, it's okay, I don't know who you really are too. It's fine."

[akiratsubaki]

watarai hibari's kuzuha impression brought me here

[raizenmei]

Therapy be like
"It eez what it eez"

[rheaysabellecampos]

His answers are funny yet makes sense at the same time

[watagashi_mitai]

this was really cute and funny but that last one about the pandemic was so unexpected hopeful and wholesome, i actually got a bit emotional 3:21 ; ; he's right...times are hard right now, but humanity has survived worse things... kuzuha..i really like him a lot