2005 (Bowling for Soup 1985 Parody)

It's not the best recording ever, but it has the fun of a live performance.

Lyrics:
Debbie just hit the wall
she never had it all
a couple hits a day
keeps the real world away
her dreams went out the door
when she turned 24
reality set in, and toasted all her plans

She was gonna be a rock star
jamming like Amy Lee
all dressed up in black
before emo turned to scene
her taboo and rebellion
is now welcomed by everyone
looks at her average life
and nothing has been all right

Since Hinder, MCR, when country wasn't hip hop
there was Avril and Fergie, and people watched broadcast TV
She always left home not carrying a cell phone
She's here but in her mind, it's still 2000, 2000, 2000 and 5

She's seen all the movies
when they weren't the same old thing
Napoleon Dynamite and Pirates, Heath Ledger's every scene
Three Day's Grace spoke to her soul, who the hell is Post Malone?
kinda wanted Justin to malfunction her wardrobe

Got the studded belts, where did they go?
And blasting Linkin Park on the Ipod Nano
When did the online become real life?
Whatever happened to chatting on MSN, on a desktop machine?

Hinder, MCR, when country wasn't hip hop
there was Avril and Fergie, and people watched broadcast TV
She always left home not carrying a cell phone
She's here but in her mind, it's still 2000, 2000, 2000 and 5

She hates time, make it stop
when did 3 Doors Down become classic rock?
Then rock died, and Chester
Please make this, stop, stop, STOP
and bring back

Hinder, MCR, when country wasn't hip hop
there was Avril and Fergie, and people watched broadcast TV
She always left home not carrying a cell phone
She's here but in her mind, it's still 2000, 2000, 2000 and 5

[SlopYaboy]

You've got a potential here my friend, not bad at all.

[WilliamHalverd]

Good stuff, keep it up! Sorry for being late here kek