The Man Who Thinks Penguins are Fake!

If you haven't already come across him then meet Hans. He thinks that penguins are not real. Yes, you read that correctly.

Come on a journey of bewilderment when you enter the world by Hans!

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[thekwoka]

"Their just black and white aquatic birds!!!"
Yeah...that's called a penguin....

[MegaYhu]

I love how he keeps calling them 'black and white aquatic birds' as if that isn't exactly what penguins are.

[tinnierspark]

He’s just salty he didn’t get to see the big emperor penguin as a kid

[rp]

hans is so devastasted he didnt get to see the penguin he imagined as a kid, he denies its existence

[colinritchie]

Hans, "I just don't understand" - never a truer word spoken

[TheDevildog]

Conspiracy nuts: “This looks too real, it must be fake.”
Also conspiracy nuts: “This doesn’t look real, it must be fake.”

[kimiOfDieLinke]

"I wanted to see the Humans, but meeting Hans was underwhelming." - unknown black white aquatic bird.

[ConnorApps]

I like how he thinks like the following

"Penguins aren't real, but some aquatic birds that look exactly like penguins and are called penguins by scientists do exists. But they aren't penguins, they just look the exact same and are classified as such. But they are DEFINITELY not penguins"

[AfroGaz]

"That's not a penguin, that's a black and white aquatic bird."
Well done Hans. You've perfectly desribed a penguin.😂

[rene]

I dunno. He has some pretty strong arguments like "Looks fake to me" and "I bet it's potoshopped". Hard to come back after that

[cappew]

he is right though, if you look very closely at an emperor penguins taint you can just about make out the "made in china" label

[briandavis]

I'm still waiting for the "conspiracy video" where someone stationed in Antarctica claims that North America doesn't exist....

[roflrofl]

Me: sees a dog
Dog: is a chihuahua
Me: THIS IS NOT A DOG! THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A BORDER COLLIE, DOGS AREN'T REAL, WAKE UP

[ferenckovacs]

I once knew a guy who lied about eating spaghetti for dinner, and he also made millions of people lie about it too, and had photoshopped CG bulls#*t videos made just so he could make me believe that he ate spaghetti, and made a puppeteer move around a spaghetti puppet, with drunk guys dressed as meatballs. But once I went up to him, I saw it was not spaghetti, but just long strings of pasta with tomato sauce and meat.

[zendoproducer]

He's a troll, he's got to be a troll. That can't be real.

[ryankd]

When your iq is below room temp when you measure in Celsius

[naterichards]

Skipper: “Kowalski, status report”
Kowalski: “This guy is indeed a moron”
Skipper: “Riko, he’s all yours”
Riko: ‘happy Riko noise’
Skipper: “And Private..”
Private: “Yes Skippa?”
Skipper: “Do that thing I like”

[Kermit-The-Smaug]

Hans:” the zoo I visited when I was a child didn’t have emperor penguins so that means penguins don’t exist.”

[wlr]

How is this guy still breathing air? With his level of understanding and skepticism it’s amazing he’s still alive.

[ScruffyNerfer]

"HANS, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE TO THAT TIGER!"
"It's fine it's all just a bunch of animatroni..."
"We did tell you!"