Breeding Pigs Until This Server Bans Me

Yeah Jaron breeds thousands of pigs for a joke. Please Laugh
Thinking about this in hindsight, it is poetic that I upload a video with a dozen breeding jokes on Valentine's Day.

Also technically this video is the reason I dropped out of college. I'll probably talk about that on the second channel haha.

Little Trolls by Frank Schröter

Cast of Characters:
@Yeah_Jaron Protagonist
@planetlord Trusty Sidekick
@Baconnwaffles0 That old man who is wise but we don't want to listen to
@roshambogames Antagonist
@PrinceZam Theater Janitor

This was recorded on the Lifesteal SMP Links to Socials: (Use this Discord Link if there is one above. I'm currently using the "mass edit" feature because I'm lazy like that)

[Kelvoraax]

Never ask:
- A woman her age
- A man his salary
- a Rufert what his family tree looks like

[yeetusdeletus]

You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld

[tentacryl]

8:49 I love that they just left one pig behind for him like "Okay, you can keep ONE pig."

[cheesychi]

"3000 ENTITIES" is such a hilarious line for absolutely no reason. When Pangi decided to let you cook, this vid gained so much more narrative cred. Talk about suspense

[warmchoccy]

“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
The villains base: 0:27

[CreatorProductionsOriginal]

“We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…”
Damn that’s a dirty couple

[Femto-pf]

Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10, 000 entities

[pasmadongkamay]

He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny

[NovaGames]

"For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.

[JumpTheHump]

15:54 'rufert 2 got hit by a bus'

[username_wish]

1:30
Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:

[sethsmith]

"so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night"
-Jaron 2023

[jacoblineberry]

I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.

[iternitygoesbrrr]

The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao

[izzy_lava]

after seeing Jaron's obsession with pigs in his other videos, I'm glad he finally dedicated a whole video to them

[joel]

Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude

[AAAKEVOG]

“It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30

[blueflamex]

6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying

[Spark-Z.]

Bros becoming the technoblade of carrots

[daboss]

1:30 “The pigs are currently squishing themselves to death. Manical Laughter. OH NO!!!”