Sigma rule 😎🔥

[mistrgiggls]

She felt that wipe off all the way at the top of the escalator😂

[NordicTrackTSeriesTreadmill]

"Who goes there?"
"Must have been the wind"

[bimasaputra]

"There's Covid, stay clean"

[jean-christophebriolin]

My man was like:
“Must’ve been the wind…”

[mattj.]

That’s a real casual

“Fuck outta ‘ere...”

You did there King.

[CSEabdulalimkhan]

I just feel creeped out when people I don't know touches me.

[ValronaV]

He must have been like, “was that a bug on my arm?”

[leontran]

“Who goes there ??? Hm, must be my imagination.”

[touchinggrass]

Him: *wipes off her scent
Her: " *I feel a disturbance in the force* "

[AndroxVT]

_''Nice try, young lady''_
- This man

[miko]

“Babe, why is there a creepy camera man following us?”

[Relaxnow]

Bro I’d still look up like “what the hell”

[gamerboi]

I like how they wrote "women" instead of "woman" 😂😂

[Gxay]

When grown ups kissed you on your cheek when you were little:

[EcIipse]

it’s not a “sigma” rule, it’s being a good fucking partner.

[abramfarhan]

"for his WOMEN", damn that was dark.

[sourpotatoo]

This literally happened when me and my brother went out, he took out his sanitizer and sprayed 💀 I asked what bro why? He said, "That shit is sus, most definitely a camera somewhere, I wanna get viral"

He didn’t 🤣🤣

[MrSuperzonic]

*"What was a pest stroking MY arm???"*

[darthrobpen]

Yes, it feels weird when something touches you so you just wipe it off like something is still there

[charlotteee]

The fact that it said “fully commited for his WOMEN” 😂