What's your favorite 'no way that happened' story?

What's your favorite "no way that happened" story? My cousin and a close group of friends were spending the weekend at a cabin. On their way up, they heard on the radio that a nearby summer camp had reported one of the kids missing. They shrugged it off, thinking it was just one of those things, and continued on with their trip.

The following night, as they gathered around the campfire, enjoying drinks and reminiscing about old times, one of their friends suddenly said that there were trolls in the woods, and he was determined to find one. The group laughed at him, but he seemed serious about his mission.

In his mind as Mister Troll Hunter, he ventured about a mile into the dark woods until he claimed to have actually found one. He threw the “troll” over his shoulder and headed back to the camp. By the time he returned to the cabin, everyone else had gone to bed, leaving him with his prize. He carried the “troll” into his room, shut the door behind him, and passed out.

The next morning, he woke up to the sight of a nine-year-old boy staring up at him in confusion. Panic set in as he realized what had happened. In a frenzy, he called the police and informed them he had found the missing child. A few weeks later, he was featured in the local newspaper and was even awarded a key to the city for his act of heroism.

#shorts #short #redditstories

[bansheem]

He thought he found a troll 😁 and be came a hero in an unexpected way

[ChiquitaBanana-siqq]

Heard this one in a different version. In that version he was on shrooms. Our hero, Shroom Man.

[krillin]

friends should have printed and framed an award for him as best troll hunter

[dgtsst]

grabs troll goes back. sleeps wakes up o shit

[Itsshelby]

I feel like psychedelics are missing from this story…

[kathleen]

It is funny hearing the other side of this story. I heard the other side first and then this side. The other side was about how a child went missing and how large teams were out trying to locate him. They were very disappointed. After a day or 2 a call came in that a brave young man was able to locate the child. All was well and everyone was grateful. The child was in good shape. He was not expected to be able to survive much longer because he was night dressed to survive being out at night. He had no food or water. The whole town celebrated the heroism of this young rescuer.

[eNCy.]

Dude: Come with me
Random child: Okay

[Kid_Kat]

"As they're gathered around the campfire"

And sing they're campfire song; our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!

[LuyandaNgwenya-ie]

One day I fall asleep on the couch then I woke up on the bed, I went downstairs and asked my siblings who took me to the bed they all laughed and told me 'you flew to bed' a few minutes later my sister found me trying to fly off the balcony and till this day I'm still confused 😅

[arealsane]

"Look I have a troll!"
"Mhm, thats cool, heres a key to the city"

[IMAMERICANOWGIVEMEYOUROIL]

I don’t blame him, I think children are trolls all the time

[thepupcalledsmalls_official]

I have 2 stories

Story 1:
One time, I was sitting at a table with my best friend, Marina. I always had lunch from home, and she would always have school lunch, so I always gave her something from my lunch to make her happy. One time, I threw Marina a piece of Cheese, and it landed on the thin side of the cheese, not the flat side but the thin cut side. We were shocked, not believing our eyes

Story 2:
I had a dog phase, and I REALLY wanted a dog, so I prayed to God for a puppy (I’m Christian). Days later, our Neighbor’s dog, Nacho went missing. I was so sad. But the next day on my birthday, she was found with puppies. We adopted the runt and named her Smalls. She is now 4, and I’ll never forget how our Dog was born on my birthday.

[Xx_.Astros_.Spce._xX]

My weird story happened in Primary School, I don't expect people to believe me (bc hell I wouldn't If I was told this but yk)

It was on a Friday I think and the day was going normal, yk go to school, math, english, recess, etc. then it got to lunch and everyone was whispering about something. I asked my friend and they said that a kid in my school brought a knife to school and shoved it at some other kids throat. He got expelled the next day. Yeah that school was rogue. Kids vaped and smoked, fights broke out everyday, people were getting suspended everyday. At one time, my friend took a blow to the side of the head in a fight and she fell against the rock. she doesn't remember what happened. after that fight, and a couple more, there was at least 4 people from each class suspended. Primary School was something different.

[Legyfr]

Bro someone pls explain what a key to the city is, like u can get in without one 😭

[Caramel]

Okay, so when the story said "Were spending the weekend at a cabin" one random thing came to my mind. It's a if you know you know situation.

"Your on a path in the woods. On that path is a cabin. In the basement of that cabin, is a Princess."

You finish if you know. I'd like to talk to people who know the game.

[generalwolf]

I heard a story where a group of friends went to Japan and stayed in a hotel. The hotel had these lockers in the lobby for the guests. The group got drunk/high or something and went exploring. They discovered an alien and took it home because they realized they were not right in the head so they needed proof. So they put it in their locker and went to their room and crashed. Nexted morning they all remembered the alien and went to get it. They found their locker surrounded by cops so they went to get breakfast to avoid suspicion. Cops came and talked to them. They opened it to find a little boy with an alien mask utterly terrified. They had picked up a little Japanese boy when mom wasn’t looking at like three in the morning, brought him to the hotel and put him in a locker. Don’t remember what happened to the friends tho.

[lorenzomarchesi]

My story: in 4/5th year of elementary school (10/11 years old) a classmate brought to school some fireworks he found at home, he lit up them in the bathroom and completely destroyed a couple WCs.
He was rich so nothing really happened except his family having to pay for the damages (around 50k)

And all of this happened in a private, catholic school

[Epic]

He should be grateful the kid didn’t tell anyone what he did

[fancybaconreaL]

Bro thought he said, "For the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command"
💀💀😭

[mixvideoproductions]

Please do not put actual watermelon inside cake.