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[sheogorath-the-incrazy]

The vehicle storage is TOO WELL ventilated.

[samjohnson]

Manager asked me at work if I needed anything, instantly replied “5 ft of rope and a wobbly stool.” Manager was not amused.

[coyotecom]

"It's not haunted enough. I'd like to change that."

[Katiedid]

There are no toasters in the bathrooms. No tubs, either.

[VictoriousGardenosaurus]

We're always warned that we are fired before we hit the ground when working at heights lmao

[seanhaberman]

First time I was in rehab the running joke was to ask someone if they'd be a homie and kick a stool for you.

[KonigsTiger]

That's not just military humour. I think it's more like universal male humour.

[AlexWithington]

Ok, im gonna be honest if someone doesn't pick it up on the first line they have other problems

[blueightysix]

he doesnt realise most of his audience are just nihilistic civvies 😂

[noface]

There are no toasters to take a bath with.

[OzzY_B]

No outlets close enough for me to bathe with my toaster

[Irish]

The Fridge is ice cold! Like the morgue!

[aggrodkreg]

I know why I laughed. It still hurts, though. I miss you, Handlin.

[jhnthnd]

I was deployed in 2005, and someone committed not alive this way. This joke hits home, lol. Good job

[WamSUBNZ]

As a military brat couldn't serve for medical reasons I grew up around this humour
It totally didn't screw me up for civvies life at all

[claytonmonk]

Me and my brother love this but you're doing. Plz keep it going, it hilarious

[Zer_Cloud]

“Yeah you can’t hang a rope from any of the ceilings” got a chuckle out of me and I’m not even in the military.

[tsaa]

Our bathroom rained. It was pretty dope

[death]

No four legged stools! They're all three

[Introverted_goblin_]

I LOL'ed so hard people are giving me looks. No one out here understands. 😂...😢. RIP SSG Pratt.