Conspiracy Theories #shorts

[HugoStuff]

**Breaks leg**
“Get me my emergency stack of hundreds! It’ll ease the pain.”

[ballbfdi]

“Happiness after touching money”
Explains my sadness

[hyper]

Echo, Siri and Home all do actually listen all the time to what ever sound hits the mic. They record *EVERYTHING.*

[ozzy]

“Sorry boss, my car was having trouble starting.”
*Boss: “No worries, here’s a notoriously unreliable car.”

[kas]

I wonder if Jobs paid for maintenance. Jaguars are notorious for breaking and being extremely expensive to maintain.

[tylersaurus]

the whale theory is a fact, dolphins and stuff started to go into water and evolved to have fins and no legs. There’s a theory in a few million years whales will evolve to have gills to enable them to breathe underwater instead of coming up for air.

[jwzc]

"Touching money reduces phyical and emotional pain"
Me:Poor Mr Crabs

[_flyingspaghettimonster_]

Hippos and whales are actually each others’ closest living relatives—sharing a common ancestor that lived about 55 million years ago.

[mayu.watanabi]

"simply touching money can reduce emotionally and physically pain" that explained why I'm always depressed than

[keuyvie]

the Siri, Alexa, and google assistant thing isn’t a “theory, ” they are actually always listening. I mean, otherwise how would it know when you are talking to it and when your not?


edit: it’s world war 3 in the comments. what have I done.

[Ollie.H-]

Now it makes sense why coins heal you in Mario Games and why Rings keep Sonic alive

[cielnyc]

Theories you never thought of: most of these aren't theories

[blue.phoenix]

"simply touching money can reduce emotional and physical pain"
Something for the school nurses to use

[I.C.Weiner]

There's a theory that whales had legs and lived in land and see.
What did you think they just popped into existence one day in the water. They are mammals.

[tamzidebnealam]

Whales: *has legs, walking on land, sees monkey start doing weird shit*
Also whales: bye legs

[stefenJ]

The “whales had legs theory” is actually a fact.

[CairoCreations]

Whales actually did descend from mammals! They descended from pakicetus! I did my final for my biology and life sciences class on their evolution line! Really interesting stuff.

[bivodka]

My grandfather always used to spend an hour a day counting and sorting cash in his room just for the sake of it. Explains why he was so happy all the time :))
I miss him :')

[jordanludlum]

"There's a theory whales had legs" no that's literally in their bone structure

[discord_apex]

the one about whales is actually kind of true