I Watch My YouTube Videos At 2x Speed ♪

ANOTHER GRAND BEAT FROM @DJGrandbeats

Songs on this channel will now be denoted by a handy dandy ♪ so you know it's a ♪

Thanks to u/Silent_Atmosphere_19 for the thumbnail

(share this if you enjoyed plz)

[MarcillaSmith]

Hey, you may not be able to tell it now, but there was a time in my life when I was down so low, a mosquito wouldn't bite me. I lost my job, my 4 wheel drive - I even got thrown out of my trailer - all because of one thing: watching videos at 2x speed.

That's all my life was - "two exing" - nothing else. I was on that last lap with that checkered flag about to wave me on into Hell, but I got lucky. I got in a rehab program down there at Redstone Arsenal - down there in Alabammer - and with them people helping me, well that speedy little devil is no longer a part of my life. And I can proudly say that today, *I do **_not_** watch videos at 2x speed!*

[Cyranek]

I watch my youtube videos at 0.25x so I can think about every lets play moment deeply

[comicconcarne]

When you finally go to a lecture in person and the professor doesn't speak in 1.5x >:(

[inkedthinker]

Watching this at 1.5 speed, I can stop whenever I feel like it!

[ciarfah]

I joked recently that Bo Burnham is just mainstream Jreg and this proves it

[Vitomc]

It’s crazy how much you can agree with this video completely, and then proceed to just watch another YouTube video.

[Axolotls_out]

I kinda hate it when the funny ironic guy makes me actually feel something :(

[aperson]

Me: "Oh, this totally isn't me. I'm in control of my screen time!"
Also me: *plays video games while having youtube in miniplayer because I can't pay attention to just one or the other now*

[StrawberryWarlord]

This channel is brilliant, though I wonder why Youtube hasn't obliterated it by now. ESPECIALLY when you talk about them this way, on their own platform.
Love you, JrEg. Parasocially.

[theletterm]

The hedonic treadmill is one hell of a thing

[silent_atmosphere_]

(Heyo - thumbnail artist here. Thanks for using my work!)

Watching videos at a faster than normal playback speed? That’s an issue. You should get help.
But my dependency on the small and sporadic dopamine hits I get from meaningless and void online interaction? You’re saying… that’s a problem?

[RealXD]

Well done, JrEg. You really showed those accelerationists who's boss.

[pagansbasin]

This really says a lot about my sigma male kajillionaire grindeset

[fcclight]

>watches videos on 2x to spend less time in front of a screen
>develops a need for even faster instant gratification instead B)

[akiravelicka]

i don't know why but this first bit "my mom's on facebook a lot these days, she says it brings her welcome scape, she used to take my phone away as a kid, but now she like me does what i always did" makes me feel kinda unironically melancoholic everytime i watch it

[MakoProfessionalJerk]

"Why can't people think for themselves?" - I heard a bunch of people say, in unison.

[JohnDoe-bmlp]

I remember when I was in a very dark place and coincidentally at the time you were uploading a lot of stuff about mental health that was really funny and relatable, really took my mind off the shit I was going through. Unsubscribed.

[NotYurAverageJoe]

This is your best song so far. Hate how much I relate to this.

[micahmiller]

Imagine not seeing this a week early on Spotify

[MrQwefty]

Great video, JrEg! Really enjoyed it. I would love it if you made another video. I'm already done watching this video, please make another. I'm begging you, make another video, please, I need to watch another video please make another one I just need one more that's it