Justin Bieber’s Bored Ape Has A Message For Him

Well at least Justin Bieber’s Bored Ape is apologizing. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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[NewMessage]

"Oh no, all our pretend stuff is worthless! How could we ever have known?"

[onjofilms]

The old saying "A fool and his money are soon parted." lasts the test of time.

[batgurrl]

Yet another hilarious music parody to start the show. Kudos to Stephen’s writers

[mlr]

If only that money had gone to help save real endangered apes. Do better, people.

[zesty]

Dear Mr Bieber:
If you give me $1.3M, I promise to give you $69k back next year.
I'll even throw in a complimentary cartoon, if you like.
How about it?

[lazyperfectionist]

Remember those words from _The Simpsons_ in 2002:
"Who wants to marry an _internet billionaire?_ Wait. Millionaire. Oh, well, now he's broke."

[sander]

Actually, it's not worth $69k, but $0. Always has been.

[sarysa]

He should take that obvious meme offer while he still can and make the write-off.

[napoleonibonaparte]

Man, I love my central bank-insured fiat money.

[ChristophRippler]

You should package this video with a Blockchian and sell it. Would be ironic

[jcorbett]

This makes me laugh my head off. All those stupid idiots investing in "non-existant" art and coins. Clearly no-one has ever heard of the fable about "The Emperors New Clothes". People should read it before they make decisions like investing in NFTs.

[sepiae]

NFTs are yet another measure of how stupid we're going... Here's an idea: let's try the *other* direction.

[whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

He didn't lose anything. it was gifted to him.

[napoleonibonaparte]

Don’t say we didn’t warn all of you of crypto and NFTs being scams.

[L._Titus]

I know it’s juvenile, but…
“This $1.3 million Bored Ape NFT is worth $69K”
“Nice!”

[brandonayong]

If that means that I will not see anymore stupid NFT on celebrities Twitter profile then Christmas came early and with extra gifts this year

[ichijofestival]

Considering it has always been worth $0, I'd focus on the fact that he still somehow has that $69k. Like he should've hit the ground by now, but he's still somehow floating there, just barely. (If you consider $69k a small amount, that is.)

[flackstar]

It's kind of refreshing that the NFT market is crashing.
To reference the joke about Spielberg not owning the rights to his own name for his movie.
I would continue that the trend of monetarizing every tiny aspect of life is a problem when that value is then tied with the the property being 9/10ths of the law.

[DuchessofEarlGrey]

Bored? It's got tears in its eyes.

[idt]

I'm up 15x so far on the Cautious Cow!🤣