Kyle Justin - Angry Video Game Nerd Theme (Lyrics)

Written, composed and performed by Kyle Justin.

[Lyrics]

He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on your TV,
make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch,
although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth,
armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he could spit,
or say Cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit,
but this nerd he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry
Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision,
Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey,
3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

[shvdxyjvntpebblerock]

Enough time has passed that this song is now Classic Rock.

[wiileyshaw]

“He’s the upset electronic amusement connoisseur.”

[wander]

this is probably the best song an internet show has ever come up with

[girlslaughingjp]

“Make sure your tv is tuned to channel 3”
god that takes me back

[naveedclifton]

_"Ass!!!"_

--Angry Video Game Nerd

[miguelsandigo]

This is official
This song is now a certified hood classic

[proctorritter]

Twenty years from now, kids will find this and say, “I was born in the wrong generation”

[StormX]

I used to have a friend who looked like the Angry Video Game Nerd and he’d go on extensive rants sometimes, and I’d sing this song everytime he’d walk into a room lol

[SamroGameplayChannel]

He's the Angry....
Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd. *starts to breath heavily* ...Oh jeez! Hold on a minute... *continues to breath heavily*

[joseangelgrijalvalozoya]

He's gonna take you back to the past...

[stephent]

I didn't know that the full song was so long.

[LukerDukerDoo]

When you turn on your TV, make sure it's tuned to HDMI three.

[SystemBlocked]

James went from obscure to legend within a span of 15 years who would have thought

[coolbugfacts]

I think James should have more episodes with the full theme song, instead of just two

[SputnikKaiser]

"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play the awesome games that kick ass!
To play these games, he'd do it all
He'd sacrifice all his prized possessions!
They're the best games...He's ever played
He'd scale mountains for more playing sessions!
He's the proudest gamer you've ever heard!
He's the joyful Nintendo nerd!
He's the excited Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Happy Video Game Nerd!"

"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play the games that depress your ass!
They make him bawl, they make him wail
These emotional games bring out all his tears!
They make him cry...And without fail
He's sure they'll make you feel the same way for years!
He's the gloomiest gamer you've ever heard!
He's the morose Nintendo nerd!
He's the melancholy Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Sad Video Game Nerd!"

"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play the games that frighten your ass!
They're horrifying...enough to make
Him piss himself in fear every time he can!
He's no pussy...But still, these games
Terrify him enough to make him shit pants!
He's the most afraid gamer you've ever heard!
He's the creeped-out Nintendo nerd!
He's the freaked-out Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Scared Video Game Nerd!"

"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play games grosser than your own ass!
They're even more...revolting than
A pile of vomit inside of a trash can!
They'll turn your stomach...even more than
The filthiest sewers in all of the land!
He's the most sickened gamer you've ever heard!
The nauseated Nintendo nerd!
The repulsed Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Disgusted Video Game Nerd!"

"He's gonna take you back to the past!
To play games that are kind of half-assed
They're not too good, they're not too bad
They occupy a strange grey-ish middle ground
He doesn't like, nor does he hate
Any of these boring games that he's found
He's the most chill gamer you've ever heard!
He's the mellow Nintendo nerd!
He's the relaxed Atari SEGA nerd!
He's the Calm Video Game Nerd!"

[notmomoayase]

2009: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
2019: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PRESENT
2029: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE FUTURE

[JasonGarrick]

I can't help but sing along when I hear this awesome song

[GeneralHawk]

The fact this song exists is awesome. Sad AVGN doesent use it anymore.

[Channeloftheyars]

Kids bop edition:

He’s gonna take you back to the past

To play the crappy games that are bad.

He’s rather have, to pick up, a stinky litter box.

He’d rather eat, expired spaghetti, and down it with sprite.

He’s the angriest gamer you ever heard. He’s the angry kids bop nerd.

He’s the Irate Buffalo logo nerd. He’s the Irate kids bop nerd.

[xaxos]

When someone says that gaming was "better" back in the day, show them Angry Video Game Nerd.