Family Guy: The Muppet Show Theme Song

[oldschoolmatt]

Statler: What do you call someone who has never heard of the muppets?
Waldorf: I'd call them lucky
Both : hahahahaha

[cameronhodgetts]

I love how Seth will just randomly throw music in at any moment. A true theatre kid

[majorascrash]

Statler: “This version’s got one improvement over the one in the theater.”
Waldorf: “What’s that?”
Statler: “We can mute it!”
Both: “OH HO HO HO HO HO!”

[jakeinator]

Shoutouts to the people creating these funny Statler and Waldorf roasts.

[coachlombardi]

Waldorf: You know, that Peter fella is a pretty good singer.
Statler: Yeah, I just wish he could sing solo.
Waldorf: Solo?
Statler: So low that I can't hear it!
*Statler and Waldorf laugh*

[JoeyTurner]

Statler: I wasn’t too sure about those two guys singing our parts. Feels like they’re trying to replace us.
Waldorf: feels like they’re taking a bullet for us!

[cobrakaionepiecefan]

Waldorf: Hearing this song brings back memories.
Statler: which ones?
Waldorf: The bad ones.
Both: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

[scottishjedi]

Statler: “I never thought I’d miss the bear.”
Waldorf: “But his jokes were terrible!”
Statler: “But we only had to sit through 5 seasons of *his* terrible jokes!”

Dohohohoho

[TheNMan]

Statler: So that Swanson guy doesn't know who the Muppets are, huh? Poor guy.
Waldorf: Poor guy? I wish I was him right now!
Both: OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[WelshGiraffa]

Statler:You know I really want to give Family Guy something?
Waldorf:Oh yeah what?
Statler:A lawsuit!
Both:Hahahahahaha!!!

[rantmasterbeta]

Statler: Well Peter certainly did one thing right
Waldorf: what's that
Statler: he only made us sit through the song once

[TheFNAFDemon]

Waldorf: it’s like we’re back in the old muppets studio
Statler: why do you say that
Waldorf: cause it feels like we’re watching the same old show
Both:DOHOHOHOHO

[danielhawkins]

Statler: What do you call something like that?
Waldorf: Frankly I'd call it quits.
Both: Quits. Quits. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[JoesAnimationHub]

Statler: It's astonishing people STILL remember how iconic the Muppets are...
Waldorf: I know... we've been trying to FORGET them for years.
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO...

[FBNetwork]

Statler: Oh no, the nightmares are coming back!
Waldorf: It's only half the nightmares.
Statler: Why's that?
Waldorf: They aren't the Muppets!
Both: Ohohohohoho!

[battleax]

Statler: wow just when you think Family Guy can’t get any worse Something amazing happens
Waldorf: what’s that?
Statler: it ends
Both: HAHAHAHA!

[johnrutkowski]

Statler: If you ask me, Joe is the lucky one?
Waldorf: Why him?
Statler: Because he didn’t get tortured by that song for decades (Both laugh)

[redeadbone]

This has to be one my favorite modern day family guy gags.

[BluestWallet]

Waldorf: I'll admit, that remake was pretty.
Statler: Wait, really?
Waldorf: Yeah. Pretty terrible!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[tyleriguana]

I freaking love The Muppet Show and I am so happy Family Guy gave credit to it by singing the entire theme song. Brought back so many happy memories <3