Can You Make It Through These Dad Jokes Without Groaning?

Dad, you're embarrassing me! Also, I love you.

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"8-Bit Argentina"
Warner / Chappell Production Library

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[BlackLegion]

You forgot the quintessential dad
"Dad I'm hungry!"
"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."

[KKortez]

Am I the only one who thinks jokes considered to be "dad jokes" are hilarious? 'Cause I make these type of jokes all the time, and I laughed at almost all of these ones.

[yasha]

"Because seven was a six offender."

[MistahLightningBolt]

I have a better one:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789?
No, because 8 and 9 were murdered and 7 was the PRIME suspect.

[MadDirectionerGirl]

Is it bad that the 6 7 joke made me laugh so hard I fell off the bed?😂😂

[RebeccaMThompson]

my dads favorite- *we drive by a cemetery* look! people are dying to get in there!

[ArkayneShadw]

I'm the only person who loves "Dad jokes" Aren't I? They're amazing.

[hannahleece]

"No, because 7 is a registered sex offender. There's nothing funny about that."

[bonniebunnie]

6 offender.... I feel horrible for laughing.

[amifastyu]

What would you choose in a zombie apocalypse :
1- To have a mansion that is full of food and weaponry and is fully guarded with giant walls .

or

2-  The inability to get infected even if you are bit or scratched by a zombie . 

[lukecammack]

"Dad... I'm gay."
"Hi gay, I'm Barry."
"Why can't you be more supportive?"
"I am! I'm Barry supportive."
"Dammit dad, I'm serious!"
"Serious? I thought you said your name was gay."

Up until this point, I had honestly never thought of murder.

[thememester]

What? "7's a registered sex offender" I WAS SO DONE THERE.

[actfree]

Dad: "Why was six afraid of seven?"
Son: "Because 7 8 9?"
Dad: "Because 7 was a registered six offender. There's nothing funny about that."
Lmao

[MsEverybodylovespie]

Who else has heard this one all through their childhood?

"Dad, I'm hungry!"

"Well hello Hungry! It's nice to meet you!"

OR

"Are we having nachos tonight?"

"Yeah, but they're NACHO'S!"

OR 

"How Long is a china man's name."

"I don't know..."

"No, How Long is the name of a china man."

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?"

[mc.myerss]

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?



One's a dusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

[valpal]

Me: Dad I'm hungry
Dad: Hi hungry I'm dad

WHO ELSES DAD DOES THIS

[scribblebee]

You want a dad joke? Ok *clears throat* a farmer had 38 sheep one day he told his talking sheep dog called Max to go and round all the sheep up, when the dog came back the farmer asked " so how many sheep are out today Max?" Max looked at him and said "40" "WHAT!?!" Said the farmer "but I only have 38 sheep" "I know" said Max "but you told me to ROUND them up" ehhh? seek medical help after reading this

[blooba]

Funniest joke my dad ever told me: bring me a beer or I'll bring you the belt.

[gizmog]

my dad´s jokes are horrible... He once told my little brother on our way to the beach to cross his fingers for the ocean to still be there because sometimes they drain it to clean the bottom :P

[bookmarker]

To be honest, this was funnier than the funniest joke in the world video