i’ve wanted to play this game for ages..

[YouTube]

Probably best you weren't an architect 😬😂

[scrub]

Dan: "Just sit back in your chair."

People laying in their beds watching: visible confusion

[i_aint_andrew]

Dan: lets name her karen
Karen when the bridge breaks: WHERES THE MANAGER

[gabrieldeaguiar]

12:09
‘Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture, and this picture.’
‘They’re the same picture.’

[shin]

"Let's not kill someone today" –DanTDM2020

Everyone who cross the bridge:
"PLOPS"

[b.smi]

Dan: posts






Youtube: lets notify this person 3 minutes late

[western]

Dan: "ARE YOU RELAXED YET!?" "IT'S EASY, LAY BACK IN YOUR CHAIR.'' "ARE YOU RELAXED YET!? "ARE YOU?!?" Me: *Looks at wood chair* "Hmmmm..."

[KaiLally]

Dan your “dad” is showing, you’re aggressively telling people to relax

[global]

“I wanna go back to poly bridge 1 where hydraulics don’t exist!”



Hydraulics exist in poly bridge 1 😐

[coly_ts]

Dan: “this game is going to be so nice and relaxing”

Dan now: i should not have said that, I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT.”

[IssaalaaRacing]

Nobody:
Dan: TRIANGLE
also Dan: *builds a "triangle" with 4 sides.*

[tbsjosephc]

Dan: Do you feel relaxed? I feel relaxed.

Poly Bridge 2: You won't be soon!

[X-SPONGED]

Dan : "the music is calming but I'm not calm at all"
Devs : "that's the point"

[aydenconner]

The game: Are you going to add triangles?
Dan: Yes please!
The game: ok, how many?
Dan: Yes please!

[jarlfced]

Dan’s son to Dan: ‘Dad why is my sister called rose?’

Dan: ‘Because your mother loves roses!’

Dans son: ‘Oh okay, thanks dad!’

Dan: ‘No problem triangles!’

[aimeechor]

Dan dan: sit back in your chair. Me: cozy blanket is cozy

[yegoose]

Dan Called Her "Karen"

Karen, "I Want To See the manager, this bridge sucks"

[ZwishVr]

Dan: we're not going to kill anyone
Two minutes later: Dan has sunk a chopper

[MrCarrot__]

_bridge falls apart_

Dan: *”Oh That’s Better.”*

[smallw]

Therapist: *Cowboy Dan doesn't exist, he can't hurt you*
Cowboy Dan: 18:16