The Dyson Zone is a mess!

[Antelieris]

Hey, look, they found a way to charge you for breathing oxygen!

[YoungGandalf]

I'm waiting for the Dyson Sphere which will include noise cancelling headphones, VR goggles, whole-head air conditioning, drinking water reservoir, and radiation-blocking lead shields.

[T_Dot]

This is such a sign of the times. Don't solve the underlying problem. Instead, just create product so ppl can continue to consume.

[pown]

Noise cancelling for walking out in broad daylight?? No thank you, I like to hear when shit is about to go down

[dotter]

I heard a story once about a woman, a metallurgist, who was asked to create a copper alloy that wouldn't corrode in acid rain. She made some headway until she realized that the solution wasn't copper that could stand up to acid rain, it was fixing air pollution! This sounds similar, except Dyson isn't fixing anything.

[alarcon]

It is the whole SpaceBalls-canned air vibes for me

[Delightfully_Witchy]

You know, it's almost like this air purifier doesn't "purify" *shit* and buying one is the status symbol equivalent of those glass helmets the rich people from One Piece wore to avoid breathing the same air as other people.

[raejae]

One day we’ll be rolling around grocery stores in bubbles like hamsters.

[FrederikAggeRonex]

For those who just want one for the plains, they exist. I have one from Japan with N95 filters in them. I have no idea how to find them, I got it as a gift while in Japan during the pandemic in 2019.

[probag]

Waiting for you to buy those, wear them, and be like "MURM, Fallopian told me I couldn't go to the San Fran Sea Wall in her hyper pod!!"

[klamky]

so ironic when you think of all the pollutive manufacturing that went into them

[imsleepingbeauty]

Charging for air! I knew that shit would happen eventually smh

[cosmic.star_]

For such a cool and interesting item with real potential (with a little fixing, ), it is EXTREMELY overpriced. This could actually do some good! Just that *ridiculous* price tag.

[davidperry]

The best way to fix the problem is degrowth. Living more with less.

[Borderlands]

Sell what people don’t need and they’ll still buy it. 😂😅

[kyleriker]

It seems like a cool concept that has potential but is still in need of some new innovations to be perfected.

[sherrieschmidt]

Does this mean I won’t suffer from allergies? Cause I don’t care how goofy it looks… I just want some relief!

[karan_karan_karan]

okur hood by air serveeee i just kowww mitch gotchu thatttt

[relebogileteffo]

that short bob hair man from the Lorax was not far off 😃

[lewis_evefps]

I felt like this until I got one, and I gotta say, the headphone itself is good, but for the purifying part, I don't know because the polution here isn't that high