Martin's Opportunities Song

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Lyrics:

Martin:
You ever feel like your coasters could be taller?
Or need a shirt with a self-popping collar?
Roller skates without the wheels,
instead there's a cheese grater under the heels!

Terri: You are blowing my mind!
Martin: Oh, well I've got plenty more if you've got time.
Terri: For you, I've got all the time in the world!
Martin: Well, buckle up!

A belt buckle but it's really a drone,
To skip the traffic when you're on your way home!
A shower suit that's waterproof!
Terri: But why?
For when you want to get clean but stay dry!
Ring sippers, under zippers, eyeball clippers, stubble glitter!
I've got a whole lot of ideas coming at you!
You need to shave your front and your back!
You need to get yourself a double trucker hat!
Knock, knock! What's that you hear?
Bang, bang, bang, opportunities here!
Knock, knock! What's that you hear?
Bang, bang, bang, opportunities here!

[gretazimmerman]

I can't believe that the guy singing this is also 🎶YOUR DEMON HOST, ASMODEUS, THE EMBODIMENT OF

[EbrimaGaye-qjzn]

I like all the wacky ideas Martin’s song that could be really useful😊😊