A Lord of The Rings Tumblr Post

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[freddovich]

"Legolas Greenleaf, son of Thranduil, son of Oorpher of Doriath, you get back here!"

[RolandTheJabberwocky]

I knew your daddy's daddy's daddy, and he called me *sir.*

[AzarathMetreon]

I love how universal the power of the full name call is 😂

[wakerobin]

Gandalf is the group mom everyone needs lol

[riverstyx]

It’s giving “uttering the true name of a creature allows you to control them” energy and I love it

[tylerray]

Gandalf just starts calling Bilbo Bilbs and Frodo Froyo so he can full name them properly.

[linkhewitt]

"Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping?!"

[CallMeMimi]

"BILBO BAGGINS. DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS."

He does that to bilbo. he just doesn't do it to frodo because Frodo is the fucking best and never made Gandalf angry.

[annalyeroed]

That he is doing it to a literal elf Prince, it's making my day😂

[redgoldcrown]

I mean, he doesn't even have to be angry. sometimes he's just being snarky.

"‘Then you certainly will not be chosen, Peregrin Took!’ said Gandalf." [from FOTR, after the Council of Elrond.]

[TheDepressedNihilist]

"LEGOLAS GREENLEAF, did you put your name into the goblet of fire!?"
Gandalf asked calmly.

[calcifur]

Its hilarious because he's personally met like all of their grandparents

[americaroleplayer]

In The Hobbit, he does scold Bilbo by mentioning his mother! "Belladonna Took's son!" XD

[huntclanhunt]

He does indeed shout "BILBO BAGGINS!" when Biblbo freaks out about leaving the ring and accuses Gandalf of wanting it for himself.

As for Frodo... He never pissed Gandalf off if memory serves.

[annmatsuoka]

Gandalf is my squad mom when one of us gets drunk and tries to do stupid shit 💀💀

[ieuanhunt]

Gandalf showing how pissed he is by going further and further back in your family tree.

Imagine Aragorn fucks up so bad he spends the next week tracing his lineage all the way back to Beren.

Aragorn son of Arathorn... 4 days later Isildur son of Elendil.... 3 days later... Beren son of Barahir.

[SohiTheTinyKittenHuman]

The thing is he is a maiar so he is like an angel or minor deity below the middle deities and is the same level of being as the belrog and Sauron but not evil so to him the elves, humans, hobbits, and dwarves are kinda lower beings so canonically he has the right to “mom” them as he pleases. Heh

[victorminkov]

It’s apart of ancient heraldry. You address formally to address someone which Gandalf often does to many characters. But all the characters of high birth tend to do this. Sometimes characters like Gimli will be called Gloin Son instead of their actual names.

[James-epbx]

The thing is that since in Tolkien's mythos wizards like Gandalf are basically angels, it kinda makes sense

[adamblakeslee]

Remember, Gandalf isn't just a human with magic. He's a semi divine being literally older than Middle Earth. Even the oldest elf is just a kid to him.