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[Octopugilist]

Women need to stop posting their Ls online.

Guy told her she was pretty and she tells the whole internet she's had the Michael Jackson stretch and staple

[raphaelregnault]

"I paid enough money for my surgery to appear natural.
- Wow, you're such a natural beauty !
- Omg, can't you tell I'm fake ?"

Women.

[sgtgiggles]

Him calling her a "natural" beauty, reminded her she is no longer natural. She had a moment of clarity. Then she displaced her anger/insecurity online.

[astrovarius]

*Woman deceives man*
*Man is deceived*
Woman: "ugh, men"

Stay classy ladies.

[JohnDoe-lcsc]

So to everyone who is trying to understand women. I have over 3 decades worth of experience with them. Here is the combined wisdom i have gathered

Women are essentially a boss that needs to be defeated by correctly doing mechanics with no guides or previous information available on the mechanics and how to do them. The pool of mechanics and the correct mechanic is constantly randomized. The boss doesn't know which one it is and demands that you know. It will also not give you any clues, rather it will give you information that might indicate one mechanic but actually indicates an opposite mechanic like "go left and drop the barrel" but actually you needed to go right and you should have known.

In order to defeat it you will need to guess correctly and succeed at a random number of those mechanics in a row all while each failure might mean instant death.

Experience will help you increase the correct guess chance while the "attractive" buff will massively increase your armor, reducing incoming damage from guessing incorrectly.

May this help some mythic raiders do their world first.

[abbasshachem]

This is literally why men say they can't understand women, like what do you want

[Russian_Waifu]

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

[Edujs]

"From the moment i understood the ugliness of my flesh... It disgusted me"

[azure]

"If you don't feel comfortable in your own flesh, you should pull it off."

- Max 0r Tzu

[pollointerestelar]

I've seen npcs in fallout new vegas more expressive than her.

[gaulcore]

This is like a chef complaining that a customer thought the soup of the day had real crab meat in it.

[epictoe]

Complementing someone? Couldn’t be me ☕️

[NoobieSnake]

Her:
- complain when no compliments were received
- complain when compliments were received
- complain when no attention was given
- complain when attention was given

[darkxzero]

Usually when a person gets a compliment, they express gratitude and then move tf on with their day

[redeyes]

I bet there’s a lot of things she doesn’t understand

[mattcowdisease]

Guy "you look good" woman "HOW DARE YOU"

[Pawnband]

The REAL issue here is that the compliment didn't come from a hot guy.

[VaSoapman]

Him: "Wow! such natural beauty!"
Her: "Umm, actually you have no idea how much work I put into this! Get lost!"
Him: "Wow that's fake!"
Her: "I can't believe you'd say that! Get lost!"

[A.E.B.]

"You look good 😏"
"Umm actually ☝🤓"

[ArthurShotgun]

"why do men not approach women anymore "