What it’s REALLY like on DayZ #shorts

[chrislizzie]

"Well it was that dead guy we found 2 towns back"

[noah_d]

After that hank started laughing and giggling like a mad man😭

[Caver-]

"starts laughing for no reason"

[default_.]

There’s a lot of laughs whenever he cooks dinner!

[dankrangerpurp]

This channel does a good job tying in my nostalgia with today’s favorite games. Love it

[stevenanderson-vvjd]

At first i thought the cannibalism joke was the fact that it says "duo, " but the second chair was empty. Then bobbys ass has to show up and ruin it

[soldatdaniels]

The music, the atmosphere, the stories you can plug into this,
All are just great.
The music beat has me thinking. It's been a while since I've had steak. That bite took him back to a better and less struggling time.

[thestonepilot]

96 days...the stalker roamed those woods of the black forest. We never saw them, but we only knew it had to be a woman as her manic laughter and crying would pierce the quiet night sky like a banshee of a Japanese village. Of course they never posed a threat to our group...not that we could have survived that fury, we merely never seemed to hold contestion with them. But for others, many would hear the legends and seek out a sport in hunting the stalker and arm themselves for expeditions into the forests only to never return. Every morning at the edge of the forest a campfire would be burning with a pink teddy bear with a single human steak smoked to perfection and a beer. I am terrified too much to begin to try and understand that...monster

[Useless]

Kuru is a fun idea at first. Why not eat this guy? Now I have a fun little quirk when I run into somebody. Fast forward a few hours and I've met nobody, but my mental state has degraded from constantly listening to the laughter.

[BucketofFires]

King of the hill will always be my favorites

[squasherdown]

2 minutes later: "why the fuck is my guy laughing"

[ninjashadow]

😂 hes been keeping my pockets nice and warm but now we must feast

[Dodgingsimulator]

My duo I've know for years just shot me in the back 😢

[puhlain]

Becoming a cannibal is a cannon event I think everyone should try it

[hangmanjangojames]

Then a sniper takes you out after a 4 hour trip to meet

[DennisHeenan]

This is how I react when I know my homie is bad but I also know he needs that mental boost.

[SolitaryMan]

I rolled it in hot cheetos Bobby. Because I'm Gay like the new generation.😂😂😂

[lordstraplife]

And from that moment forward, they both considered each other a likely meal.

[marekkovac]

One player who always have something food

[PastyPants]

I like being on my own it's a nice feeling but sometimes I feel like no one wants to talk to me lol