New Minecraft update is Diabolical...

[lucasodn]

the 9/11 joke was diabolical, as is the factory mart, its calling

[thatratguy]

Thats the second 9/11 minecart joke ive seen today

[ZynWhipChuk]

Everyone else exited about roller coasters and faster travel, while Mart is over here using it for villager torture and historical recreation.

[Gamers]

The Minecraft update wasn’t even SLIGHTLY diabolical compared to that 9/11 reference 😂

[xraenon]

I was so convinced these minecart yeeting machines were fake when I saw the first one but now I am so excited for this function to be fully implemented

[JAMMED_UP]

Camman18 is going to go feral when he sees this

[NWPhillyWX]

Finland never forgets, mart. The screams can only be muffled by the Satsuma. They are calling, mart, they are calling.

[JackBlade]

Time to make a scientifically accurate particle accelerator.

[sodawittea]

Bro just sent that villiger directly to heaven

[weeaboobaguette]

That end part was really smart, makes me want to dance with my four friends.

[tyborg]

Now they’re gonna tell us that TNT minecarts can melt steel

[MABL]

This with proximity chat would be so funny

[LunaticApollo]

the fish in the ocean watching dozens of minecarts sent full speed their way:

[X-SPONGED]

Finally... *_BIBLOCKALLY ACCURATE PARTICLE ACCELERATOR_*

[GhostAlpha]

The minecarts are fast, but they cannot let you escape from the factory. It is waiting, Martincitopants

[giacomogandini]

0:15 bro was sent into the stratosphere 😂

[ryanhorton]

I imagine the conversation of this bit went something like:

"Let's have it blow up a tower.

Put another one..."

[frogman.]

I like how everyone's first reaction is to immediately start launching s***

[Gatowashereq]

Those minecarts are fast, but not faster then the Finnish.

Move to Finland Mart. They yearn for you.

[EEleritteGD-gd]

MOJANG FINALLY LISTENED TO CAMMAN AFTER 2 YEARS 🗿🗿