Ogryn asks why the Emperor is a God

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Silly questions from a silly boi
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I had this dialogue but instead when the Ogryn said "Strange, no?" my Loose Cannon Veteran said "Ehhhh it's a touchy subject, big man"

BlackjackW
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Ogryns once again understand the Emperor more than anyone else.

Blitz-
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Half expected a Monty Python-esque response.

"A strange mann sitting on a golden throne, distributing super soldiers, is no basis for a system of government!"

AlxtheMeh
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“We shoot people for those questions”

Lmao

navenger
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"Who made him a god then?" Technically, that would be Lorgar and his bestseller: Lectitio Divinitatus.

Daktangle
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Emperor to Lorgar " i am no god " * Makes 200.000 Word Bearers kneel with his mind alone, flaming sword in hand while a golden halo flies above him and reflects from his gold armor and golden glowing eyes *

Buhlmanzky
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The fact the Ogryns are closer to the truth is kinda funny

Ierzerker
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This Ogryn then had a dream where The Emperor, sat upon his golden throne, in a strange robotic voice said
YOU MY CHILD ARE THE SMARTEST OF OGRYN AND NOT TAINTED BY STUPID FUCKING DOGMA YOU SHALL LEAD MY ARMIES

Grissbane
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I love thinking that big E is stuck on his throne, hearing millions of these idiots argue whether or not he's god with a capital G.

malcontender
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This was very close to my experience, but as the soldier, I didn't hesitate and did a 180 and blasted the ogryn with my helbore lasgun. We chuckled in chat about what great voice acting this game has

djking
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Funny as the ogryn have the right of it. the Emperor of the 31st millennium would hate to be called a god, even though he was nearly one himself.

generalnawaki
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To answer the Ogryn's question, it was a guy named Lorgar. A primarch, then a traitor, then a Daemon Prince, he's largely the reason why the Imperium is the way it is today, due to having written the book the Imperial Creed is based off of in his early days.

FirstLast-cgnk
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When the only people making sense are ogryn, you know you're screwed.

Tesoro
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Aaaaa the emperor would be proud of this giant guy

Lesec
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Well obviously Horus made him a god, lol.

odstlogan
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Who made him a bleeding god? I mean I didn't vote for him.

nicklarocco
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This one right here commissar! Yes the big one!

lynco
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Sometimes the most innocent among us ask the right questions

srobin
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its funnier when you realise most space marine chapters dont even see the emperor as a god, these guys would be great at space marine gatherings

pocketinfinity
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How would they know to think it's strange? Their society has been like this for 10, 000 years, to them, that's normalcy.

dac