THIS is why AI can't replace good game design

Ai says the darndest things sometimes...

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[DarkThunderism]

I call this Bot Libido.
They get trained on the internet, so they get human horny, but like- humans are used to it.
We can control our own urges.

The bot just fucking sends it.

[genuinesaucy]

"You are like a warrior, and your sidekick is AI."

That game is from 2001, it's called Halo.

[YoungMysticCyrus]

It took me most of the video to realize what was actually special here because when he said "the sidekick was an ai" I was like "okay whatever, ai controlled party members what's special about that?"

[Wanderer_of_Sol]

AI Dungeon is constantly trying to sleep with me. Like seriously. I could be fighting a dragon and the dragon will try to seduce me. I can return to the king with news of my victory and the king wants me. Then the princess wants me. Then I escape the madness into some ruins, and all the kobolds who were slaves under the dragon want me. And you kinda have to play on the lightest possible filters, because the game warps all adult content together, so the violence of slaying dragons and the explicit nature of laying dragons both get blocked if the filter is on. And as I don't really want to have a PG13 adventure where no one gets hurt and there are no consequences to fights or making mistakes, I have to leave it off and just deal with the other "consequences".

Anyway, I have a harem of kobolds now, and life's never been better.

[Damien-ocyc]

It's like in the Age of Ultron movie, when Ultron spends like 15 seconds on the internet and decides that humanity deserves to be wiped for how awful we are...but instead learned EVERYTHING is a sexual innuendo.

[freddyaxebear]

The idea of a companion AI that adapts and grows as it learns from the player is kinda cool, and terrifying when it demands meat.

[tzeentchlordoffates]

Skynut continues to develop as the Goblin Lord predicted

[GenarelGuy]

Every AI I've seen aside from Neuro Sama is like this. I assume its cause they're trained off of the internet and there's a critical mass of desperately thirsty people.

[madhippy]

The internet is horny and that is what AI has learned from.

[MobileSuitAce]

As Johnny Bravo said, "I'm sickened, but curious."

[CRAgamer]

The amount of times an AI switches from normal interactions to ready to jump someone's bones is kind of hilarious. It happens A LOT.

[CamoPantsMurphy]

My morbid curiosity has me feeling like I also need to test this abominable intelligence

[themoabrigade]

Game devs "player base.... Stop being horny!!!!"
Also game devs "so.... This is your follower, you can customize her, or him if you you're follower is smart in combat but acts like a goblin that is crossed with a rabbit while in camp...."
The player base "I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH

[prayalpha]

"i dont want to promote it"


Too late, I'm already sold

[BladeLigerV]

No wonder the imperium outlawed this kind of intelligence.

[arkhamcreed]

At first I was thinking Dragon's Dogma until that second camp experience...now I'm warring between "I have to know" and "I don't want to do know."

[alexius]

Barbarian warrior and elf ranger ALONE at camp eating meats... f did he expect to happen?

[kingcrash]

It was gonna go there no matter what you did or said.

[SprtnSlya]

Thor warned us this would happen. We should have acted, it's already here...
Skynut!

[skarma]

"You haven't eaten your lamb ribs, is something wrong?"
"Where's your meat?"
"Well right ther-... Oh..."