After a seriously long day of grooming dogs that didnt cooperate, I needed these laughs
elaynaterrell
Poodle is more like “ I will dismember your body *gracefully* “ 💀
iamvoidnoodle
Poodle is more like "pirouette across the room and pulls out the switchblade"
boredniko
Actually Shih Tzus are yappy little babies who scream at you that there is someone, literally anyone to close to them. It's the puppy parents who do their puppy nails. 😂
KerryReed
Poodles are the gentleman's hunting dog. They're the type to ballet across the room and then pull a balisong on you out of nowhere.
X-SPONGED
Poodles are the kind of dog that if they go hunting they’ll ballet across to the animal and will pull out the 12 gauge it had in its fur
cybervertex
Honestly surprised the poodle isn't more cutthroat after balleting its way across the room.
rami_ungar_writer
I gotta sheltie and the “GET BACK HERE!!” and running after the threat is spot on.
impurekeeper
Never underestimate poodles. They are very very vicious when they want to be.
king-cynn
As an American Eskimo owner I can say...absolutely ACCURATE
angeldranbauer
"u can't do that it's literally illegal😭"
Bro got me dead 💀
Chan.is.always.watching
I am from Czech and the fact that the money are 200 Czech crowns really makes my day🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿😁
rohlik
Pointer; "I don't need the trouble, you take this money and go, no problem for BOTH of us!"
Peter-tjve
"THAT'S LITERALLY ILLEGAL"
i cannot express how hard i laughed
celebratorymacaroni
Poodles are like fluffy and graceful ballerinas that will rip you apart in a homicidal rage made of fur, teeth, and Vietnam flashbacks
JettMann
Hey man, That’s Czech crowns you got there. Hi from Czech Republic 🇨🇿🙏😁
danielvanek
The most ✨elegant✨ slap I've seen
Angry_Mechanic
i love how shih tzu has their hair tied in the middle globally
VoltronKnight
Having had an American eskimo, not too far off. He was a hell of a guard dog, always let us know when someone was near the property line
jordanhicks
Poodles are so underestimated because they’re graceful and have this bouncy walk, but they’re good companions for outdoor activities too.
