'Soon...God is going to have Sex again' - Saint-Germain | Castlevania Season 4

Saint-Germain - The Ultimate SIMP!
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[clearshade]

Man, no wonder death was able to manipulate this guy so easily with his blue balls

[mathguy]

S3 Saint Germain: All this to bring back bloody Vlad Tepes!
S4 Saint Germain: I'm going to help bring back Vlad Tepes

[faleilham]

This is exactly what Zeus doing on his prime time

[LOREWITHBLAZER]

People: Hector is the biggest simp in castlevania

Saint Germain- Hold my Glowing rock

[ogichi]

When grandad is off his meds but finds the Viagra.

[Iloverimjobs]

without knowing the context this just sounds seems like a guy becoming god *just* to fix his ED.

[raistlin]

To think Trevor Belmont, of all people, is the only one among those lunatics having a healthy relationship with his partner.

[nogi]

Show Saint-Germain: Wants to ressurect Dracula for sex

Game Saint-Germain: Fights Death to stop Draculas ressurection and is also time traveller

[diegoandrade]

The only ones who had a perfect ending in my eyes were the two lesbians riding off into the sunset heading west because they didn’t wanna avenge their crazy sister.

[MntalTmBoi]

Oh…OH, he’s talking about HIMSELF being God and HIMSELF having sex again! This shit flew over my head.

[stormwindsakuro]

season 4 Saint-Germain is that little reminder that if you have to make important decision always take them in the post nut clarity

[sablebranwen]

As someone who's played the games and came to expect a similar result with Saint Germain, I couldn't have been more shocked.

[rurisuoh]

Castlevania s4 awards

1. Best simp award
-Saint Germain
Honorable Mention
Hector
2. Best Boy Award
- Isaac
Honorable Mention
-Adrian Tepes
3. Best Bastard Award
- fucking Trevor Belmont
Honorable Mention
- Still fucking Trevor Belmont
4. Edgiest Boi Award
-Adrian Tepes
5. Best Girl Award
-Syha Belnades
Honorable Mention
-Lenore

Some awards:

Sugar Daddy Slayer : Carmilla
Best Queens: Striga and Morana

[coffinthrower]

Dialogue for the show goes to the opposite extremes, on one hand you got Isaac philosophizing the meaning of life, on the other: "Blue balls"

[rah]

What's crazy is Dracula is barely in the last 2 seasons and somehow his screen time is still boss.

Do you realize a barely alive Dracula who hadn't fed in probably a year was still too much for Alucard, Trevor and Sypha.

The only reason they won is he had a brief moment of clarity when assaulting his son.

That's OP done right!

[nightsider]

I'm not gonna lie as soon as I heard him say this line it kinda took me out of the plot for a minute

[danjayson]

I'm not saying he's right, but I understand

[emmiii-irqe]

Aww bro, he was my favorite character last season..now look at him Dx

[sachinakhuri]

I swear the dialogue is this season seriously sounds like an abridged version.

[buntado]

This and Death... I gotta hand it to him, Warren has a knack for inserting unexpected lines that make the most grandiloquent scene and motivations sound incredibly puerile when you least expect it, without actually breaking momentum.