Putin Assassination Attempt

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Sound: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

[debopriyadutta]

He remembered his mother's warning about taking candies from strangers.

[manudaflop]

Putin Sleeps with lights on because the darkness is scared of him

[quhtwie]

When putin has a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe

[sym]

He smiled as if to say: "I wasn't born yesterday"

[notgarvit]

*Spolier alert*: They don’t get him next time either.

[aashiljeetsingh]

As a single child, it must have been hard for Putin to raise both parents

[rajbalayadav]

When Graham Bell invented Telephone, there was already a missed call from Putin

[ThugHunt]

If you're going to be assassinated just say no, they can't kill you without your consent.

[prasoon]

When Putin installs a software, they agree to his terms.

[kevinshim]

When Putin reads a book, the book gains knowledge.

[ramandeeprandhawa]

when he calls the wrong number, the person apologizes for being the wrong person

[prafullidhoo]

When Putin is late to school, his teachers apologize for being early.

[sounakpatra]

When Putin forgets a word, they remove it from dictionary

[DrMeetPatel]

When Putin enters your home, you are the guest

[ber]

Then he turned himself into a wide men. Funniest shit i've ever seen.

[ayman]

When putin was a child strangers were told not to talk with him.

[qaisoone]

Putin goes to McDonalds and the ice-cream machine starts working

[Xwisit]

ChatGPT isn’t AI - it’s Putin typing back to you.

[bran]

When a party is over, Putin asks the hosts to leave

[batperson]

Putin was a Virgin birth. His mother was Mother Russia.