When the final boss is a gen Z

Gaius speech but he has brainrot (FFXIV/FF14)
Special thanks to @JoCat for helping me with the script and voicing Gaius Van Baelsar.

Music used :
- FFXIV Gaius theme - Bite of the Black Wolf
- FFXIV Garlean theme - Imperial Will

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[algore]

Never has a 3 minute video felt so long

[phoenix]

"garlemald garleseethe garlecope"
- Gaius, probably

[sunbeames]

You can tell he's evil when his words causes actual harm.

[AGrumpyWitch]

[Upon proceeding to the video, several colloquialisms will play in sequence.]

[thyleria]

The remaining 2 braincells in my head fought each other while watching this video and none survive

[Doppia]

the fact i can understand this, either means i am online too much, or i have done praetorium too many times, i dont know whats worse

[GRAVKEN]

This how formal english will sound like after 1000 year

[ariannasv]

I starting losing all reading comprehension, and when I looked down at the play bar, only like 30 seconds had passed...

[nationeer]

Gyattus van Baelsar, truly the worst thing that the Garlean Empire ever unleashed on Eorzea

[asnail]

*Metal Pipe Sound Effect*

"...Big yikes, this was out of pocket fr."

[Zephyranthes-]

Smart move Gaius, you have basically destroyed their brain cells even before the fight has started.

[AntizombiRUS]

"and in this land of COPE that one hot take is FACTS on god"
Not sure why but this is my favourite part

[Irimu_]

Praetorium but it physically hurts you.

[mediocremason]

"What drives men to GYATT"

So deep...

[xrli]

Maelstrom company adventurer: what is he saying?
Twin adder company adventurer: I don't know.
WoL & immortal flames company adventurer: hold up, let him cook.

[Froggsroxx]

You literally compressed the pain of a full preatorium into 3 minutes, that's like against the Geneva convention or something

[patornzgd]

Ah yes the infamous legatus of the 14th gearlean imperial legion, Gyatus van Rizzler also known as "The Sigma Wolf"

[zackr.]

The area in my brain responsible for cringing: "Such devastation..."

[justinjones]

"For the world of man to slap, man must drag the world. When the NPCs are shook, it is ever the based who understood the assignment "

Favorite quotes from this

[IUbeef]

His speech is bussin frfr no cap...



It's also a cognitohazard



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