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[AielHeart]

I saw a post recently about how this woman was the first to earn a doctorate in her family so she wasn’t planning on changing her name if she ever got married. But then she was presented with the opportunity to be able to say “I’m Dr. Sleeper and I’ll be your anesthesiologist” and she said she couldn’t pass it up. Last name changed when she married

[ritsusohma]

6:32 is from the game The Oregon Trail, for anyone curious! When one of your characters died, you could write an epitaph for them that would be shown on a gravestone. It's very common to die of diseases like cholera in the game, which is what this particular epitaph is referencing.

[CyrusdVulture]

"It's not going to bankrupt Google"
DAMMIT. I WAS GETTING EXCITED.

[trianglemoebius]

10:05 isn't too far from reality. It's easier to pickpocket people if you know which pocket they're keeping their stuff in, to which end pickpockets will often hang around "Beware of Pickpockets" signs because people's first reaction to seeing those signs is to feel for their wallet and phone. In the 1800's, French pockets even put up their *own* 'Beware of Pickpockets' signs to invoke the check!

[The_KlaVra]

In the topic of names too perfect for people working their job, my ex barber was called Felipe Navajas or in translation, Felipe Razors. Truly made for the job.

[OxPolya]

Would buy the “bless this homo” towel in a HEARTBEAT

[XCaptianXChaos]

3:39 My neighbors have one of those massive skeletons that's bigger than their house. They leave it up year round and decorate it for every holiday. It looks like this dude for Christmas.

[lilharm]

2:24 Dr Richard Chopp, Vasectomy Surgeon

[kyu]

0:54 some may call it evil or hateful or whatever, I call it "the phrase is trick OR treat, there are two options here, it's your own fault for expecting treat every time"

[lillyw]

6:42 this is a reference to the game Oregon Trail in which characters often die of either dysentery or cholera (pronounced "call-er-uh")

[alexismyers]

1:07 that’s a bowl of freaking Trinidad Scorpions! Second highest on the Scoville scale at 1, 200, 000 to 2, 000, 000 heat units! For comparison: Ghost peppers are 855 to 1, 047, 427; Habanero pepper are 100, 000 to 350, 000; Cayenne and Tabasco peppers tie with 30, 000 to 50, 000, Jalapeño peppers are 2, 500 to 8, 000, and bell peppers are 0. The hottest pepper is the California reaper at 1, 400, 000 to 2, 200, 000. Someone REALLY does not like kids lol

[trythisoutchiki]

Our man is a smidge too young to recognize Oregon Trail and the song being referenced. 🤣

[RHaenJarr]

2:42 I think all thematic cakes should be a little bit imperfect so it doesn't feel terrible to destroy them to eat them

[boososcary]

my gf is going a project for school and we have to site our sources. she’s doing it on legalizing weed for recreational use. when we write out bibliography’s, we have to write down the authors last name of the arrival we are referencing. all this to say, there last name is stoner. she has to write down stoner after every paragraph explaining why weed should be legal. 2:23

[damiesidian]

2:30 We have a Dr. I. Ball in our town

[andrewollmann]

10:30 I think this is a photoshop job. The French just says “Do not rinse.”

[daisempai]

10:27 Not sure why it was translated that way, but the triangle-with-an-X-through-it symbol means “do not bleach”

[alexblankenship]

The medical definition of sepsis is when you are having a severe infection inside your body, possible from an organ becoming infected and slowly leaking the infection into your body, my great grandma died of sepsis at the age of 82

[timisme]

2:23 Stormy Weatherman ... Can you guess his occupation?
That's right. He's a veterinarian. Lol

[bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange]

0:10 I actually saw one of these stickers yesterday, the person had something like 15 stickers and I remembered this one