Can you guess who I was talking to? #mommacusses #shorts #momlife #funny

[grimtheghastly]

"Did I have to scream this at my teen, my preschoolers, or my dog?" yes. The answer is yes

[thelonelyinfj]

*Look of absolute confusion*
"Where is the corner of the table?"

This broke me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sya]

As a former teenager, I both drowned Beowulf and howled before.

[safaiaryu]

"Who tried to drown Beowulf?" As a former literature teacher, I'm horrified, but as a former teen, that's freaking hilarious. 🤣

[carleemalmberg]

“...Where is the corner of the table?” Truly got me I have tears in my eyes from laughter 😭

[abbyrobles]

The teen definitely drowned Beowulf, that’s anger from a school assignment right there💀

[Sarcoline-qsch]

“Hey hey I am on the phone why are you howling???”
As a teenager I am fairly confident that was towards Abby 😌

[AndrewZelenka]

"Don't pee on the chickens!" Was in fact yelled out my back door a couple of times.

[Ashely]

The "Well than stop licking him" is definitely the preschoolers lol

[yasmingaming]

“Wheres the corner if the table “ THAT GOT ME

[Tyler_Mills]

I'm like 99% confident she's talking to the teenager in all those situations

[PeggyCorrell]

In our house the 'I know there's someone at the is totally the dog. Also "I know someone is walking down the street a block away." "I know someone is driving in the area, how dare they...." LOL

[tsurra]

Honestly any of them taking the corner of the table is just... impressive.

[certifiedgoog]

“why are you howling” is definitely the teen

[GoatChampJ]

All of those have been yelled at all 3 at different points in time. Guarantee it.

[kirafilippetto]

The desperation in the give them back 😂😂

[FullMetal_Arsonist]

Beowulf, howling, and socks. Definitely the teen. Mystery puddle, licking him, and table your littles. Someone at the door? Everyone.

[justj.c]

"Why are you howling" definitely the teenager.

[Courterfly]

I want to bet that “hey I’m on the phone! Why are you howling??” Is meant to trick us into thinking it’s your dog but it’s Abbi randomly howling to troll you 😆

[supermanisrad]

LOL when you asked who left the mystery puddle my cat looked right at me 😆 I’m not sure how he got to your home but I’m so sorry for his mess 🤷‍♀️