Spoiler: HIPPOS CANNOT FLY!

[jimmybjonesjr]

if that’s flying then I must be able to become fucking Peter Pan after jumping off a cliff

[兀]

the fact that the news can say whatever they want and get away with it is scary

[Mav]

That's like saying we can live in water because we swim in it.

[humblemarty]

The fact a Hippo can run fast enough to stay airborne a wee bit makes me glad they can't fly.

Could you imagine a Hippo trying to take out an electrician fixing a power line?

[Casperthegator]

Dude used all of his rage into yelling "THEY CAN'T!"

[Kelgoran]

Ironically "the worst clickbait that I've ever seen" is clickbait.

[michaelshworak]

The newest conspiracy theory hippos can fly, bro some people need to go back to school for another 12 years

[ChillySF]

I can stay airborne for 0.3 seconds as well

[LouisFontanarosa-fhfz]

This is something I would come up with when I was 5

[mr.melancholy]

And these Media outlets wondering why people aren't clicking on their articles anymore.

[TheChosen-xh]

As a hippo, I can confirm that staying airborne for less than a second is NOT flying

[DarthJarJar]

I actually checked. Wow. I never knew jumping was flying

[SavageP.]

Hippo: *goes airborne for 0.3 seconds*

Random idiot: "THEY FLY NOW?!"

Random idiot 2: "THEY FLY NOW!"

[loloiiiiiou]

Well at least Donny's mugshot might be the greatest meme material in US history

[seirramoon]

That's like saying a horse can fly cause all its hooves leave the ground.

[fradethornes]

This happens so much in astronomy, a slight deviation in expected data and boom, "SCIENTISTS DISCOVER ALIENS" 😂.
Nuance became a relic of the past

[ComicSky]

This is the angriest ive ever seen someone about hippos

[razor]

Sometimes I think Darwin may go open season at any moment when hearing about flying hippos

[slithdigital]

I saw a hippo fly once when I drank too much it began to fly

[Hly]

Nice Iron Maiden killers shirt, glad to see people still like them 🇬🇧🤘