Who Would You Rather Fight, Spider-Man or Batman #shorts #meme

[esteban]

There was a story where Peter was sick for a while and he couldn't really speak like he usually does, so when he fought his typical bad guys, they were scared shitless by his silence because they thought he was serious to where they surrendered on the spot. Now imagine how scared they'd be if Peter was actually pissed.

[nicholaspokorny]

I heard one of Spidey's writers say that Pete's constantly making quips to keep his genius intellect busy while he's going through the motions of a fight. If he's giving you the silent treatment, it means he's pissed enough to dedicate that mind to the task of wrecking 110% of your shit.

[litheran]

Batman tucks in his villains in and reads them bed time stories before checking under their bed to make sure a rage fueled spidey isn’t waiting to fuck them up.

[betterlatethannever]

When Parker pull out that black suit, you’ll be putting a down payment on a tombstone

[cabdragon]

When Spider-Man ain't crackin jokes, you become the punchline.

[parkerthediss-stroyer]

the most terrifying part of the kingpin panel, is that kingpin is pure muscle. Spiderman was literally pulling on loose skin that wasn't there

[bushidotestu]

If I ever meet a angry and quiet Spider-Man, even if I’m not a criminal, I’m running to a cop and getting myself arrested before I risk it

[drparadox]

When Doc Ock in Peter's body hit Scorpion he kocked his Jaw clean off. Even Ock shit his pants at that and realized that every time they faught Peter was holding back.

[REMEMBERTHEOGCBBC]

You can Tell he’s Serious When He Told Batman To Square Up

[shinobukoko]

"I'd rather beat Damian's ass in front of his dad and ask what you crying for?"

Nah, dude's a menace. 💀

[OlWest]

Batman gon break all your bones

Spideys gonna make it seem like you never even had bones to begin with

[TheSynthPunk]

For Batman, not killing is a rule. For Spidey, it's a guideline

[HeisenbergFam]

"Batman square up"
Legend has it Classic was never heard from ever again

[ChromosomeExcel]

I still remember the comic where peter parker had a cold and went out to stops some thugs. Since peter had a cold he couldn't talk. So when walk up to the thugs, they instantly surrender. Thinking spiderman was having a bad day and didn't want to get on his bad side. peter was confused for the whole day as even his villains called everything off and just gave up. For the rest of the day the city was crime free. All because spiderman didn't joke or nor talk. Just through hands

[PhantomGato-v-]

Ripping someone's jaw off with one punch is something, but ripping the jaw off of Kingpin, a man of basically 100% muscle and bone with superhuman strength and endurance, all while still massively holding back is another all together.

[metanightmare]

I love Batman, but if we're talking about what these two can do to you in the heat of the moment when they're pissed at you beyond all temperance, Peter is guaranteed to disfigure you beyond repair, and even if you're lucky enough to die quickly from it, no one will be able to recognize your body.

[inky]

Thing is, after he brutally assaulted and humiliated the Kingpin, Kingpin didn't do SQUAT against Spidey again after that. That was the moment Kingpin was like "Oh shit, this kid was genuinely holding back."

[Lipidwave]

Depressed Spiderman with Symbiote is the scariest thing

[BobbieGuam]

"Hey, how come you're not making any jokes? Startin to get quiet in here."
Spidey: "..."
"Oh. OH! WAIT WAIT WAIT!"

[ShadianPlaysGames]

You know you're fucked when the quippy and funny spiderman stops making jokes and just beats the shit out of your while staring you dead in the eyes with his cold stare.