what speed

must be delivering tofu

[NTAD]

Cop: "Sir do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
This guy: "Actually I was hoping you could tell me that."

[mateosou]

This is the best possible definition for the "I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm going to use the whole speedometer" meme

[battleoid]

This man is hitting orbital escape velocity with no fuel holy shit

[naveenk.r]

When your girlfriend says,
"I'm home alone"

[toab]

“Sir do you know how fast your going”

“No”

[jamesambrocio]

Fun fact: He actually circled the earth 4 times in this video.

[big-e-cheese]

Plot twist: His speedometer works completely fine and he's accelerating to light speed

[sponge]

Everyone else is talking about how the speedometer is malfunctioning but I'm wondering how they can even drive that fast if they don't have any fuel in the first place

[RohitRanjanSingh]

Your speed when you fall out of the map in simulation games.

[kure]

Legend says: He's still driving till this day

[maisansatyanegara]

"Say no More to limited,
towards infinity and beyond"

- A Man with His motorcycle

[reazahmedramim]

Fun fact : The speedometer is spinning fast than the tires 😂

[bluevitriol]

If he connects a fan on that needle, he can fly like a helicopter.

[KritikBTripathi]

That speedometer wanted to be tyre...but became this under parent's pressure 😂😂😂😂

[ruka-chan]

Cop: what speed where you going?
Man: infinity

[izzyusagi]

"I paid for the whole speedometer so I'm gonna use the whole speedometer"

[reenadas]

Damn he just crossed the speed of light with no fuel...

[charutagharge]

I think the stick is roatating faster than wheel

[SaidurSR]

science: nobody can achieve the speed of light
that bike: hold my speedometer

[erenthebirb]

"What's the speed limit of your motorbike?"

*"Yes"*