5 New Inventions That Will Blow Your Pants Off

5 new inventions that prove the dawning of the technological age is upon us. Hold onto your butts, and your pants!

Featured Inventions:

[benbennit]

Cubic - "The train is coming"
Cubic - "Jump in-front of it"
Dave - "Sure Cubic, hey thanks"

[jeremiahar]

I was here when this first came out... and now this has made its way back to me

[frankieashworth]

now we don't need friends. just cubic

[keirarunyan]

CUBIC IN ADS
Jason: Cubic what time is it?
Cubic: exactly 5:47pm
Jason: thanks Cubic your'e the best
Cubic: anytime

CUBIC IN REALITY
Jason: Cubic what time is it?
Cubic: sorry Jason I don't understand "why is Dracula blue?"
Jason: that's not what I said Cubic
Cubic: sorry Jason I don't understand "why does cheese smell"
Jason: 😑

[judzos]

Well, my pants were already off
I mean i'm on the toilet sh*tting.

[zacjacob]

How the hell does the Cicret bracelet work if you have hairy arms?

[yoyorazer]

Ok guys the cicret bracelet in the video is a sham the real one is no where near it, sadly, so we will just have to wait to become like cyborg from Teen Titans.

[tmturboftw]

I want cubic its perfect for a guy with no friends.

Liek if u cry evry time :, (

[Omni_G]

Alright, who's the smart alec who made Cubic!? Doesn't he/she know that those things become evil and tend to rule the world and make humans slave?!

[WriteSign]

Who else would change cubic's name to Jarvis?

[danthepuppy]

I thought it was an ad I was like were is the skip ad button XD

[TheCartWizard]

*"I am going to fucking kill you"*
"Oh, cubic! You with your jokes"
*"You're going to die"*
"We'll still be friends"
*"Damn it"*

[kevinselwayTheBoss]

MAKE SURE TO SECURE YOUR PANTS TO YOURSELF.
A BELT IS NOT ENOUGH.
THIS VIDEO BLEW MY PANTS OFF TWICE ALREADY.

[jmm]

Female Cubic dates the Male Cubic and they all have Cubic Babies

[maddiemason]

None of these inventions blew my pants off.👖

[Ro-tsce]

This is technically a video made up of ads

[twingaming]

Hahahaha I already don't have pants on

[johnsmith-cdot]

Cubic: "Sir, your Pornhub gold subscription will expire tonight at 7:00pm...Should I auto-renew?"
Me: "Cubic, do you even have to ask?"
Cubic: "Right sir, stupid question."

Cubic: "Oh by the way sir, your baby nephew was born 22 minutes ago".

[agustinangeles]

The future is now thanks to Science! Clemontic Gear on!

[jaydakeiser]

has anyone sat there watching these types of videos and though " some day robots will take over the world " 😂😂😂