My army recruiter gave me great advice "You gotta girlfriend?" "No" "Don't get one until after your service"
magnithorson
Happened to me when I came home from Desert Storm, but I saw her a few years later and she was HUGE, and Jody did not look so happy anymore 😂
dasjuggernaut
2000's....I knew a retired Staff Sergeant who told me how one of his guys threw his wife out of a three story building when she was caught cheating on him.
Hercules-vm
Don't know about the Army, but in the Marines they always told us, "If the Marine Corps wanted you to have a girlfriend, they would've issued you one."
OTBASH
Back home, the army has a law that punishes military spouse for cheating and the person that chests with the military spouse. I know a guy, his wife cheated on him while he was deployed to South Africa on an UN mission. Both his now ex-wife and the Jody got charged with light treason and breaking military marriage. He filed for divorce, and the army made sure she got nothing, and she had to pay her husband a huge fine. The army also bottomed her credit line lol
si_vis_pacempara_bellum
She wasnt your girl if she cheated on you, she was your problem and now she's someone else's problem. Your real girl is out there and she won't cheat on you.
terrorsythe
Dad was a Captain in the army and told me about the time one of his sgts woke him up at 3am outside of his house drunk and screaming that he was gonna kill himself cause he caught his wife cheating with a cpl.
ProjectDarkHound
When I joined the military the two things he told me I don’t need is a car and a girlfriend. Both were wrecked when I got out of Boot Camp.
UnderWhelmed
2010s: Guy shoots everyone in a 1 mile radius.
patrickmosur
I'm an old Marine but we had our tales of Jody back home as well. Damn, still laughin'! Instant sub Soldier!!!
untangledmind
My dad told me a story of a guy he served with in Vietnam . This guy a Staff Sergeant, came home and found his girl in bed with a guy and shot and killed them both in 1968. Cops arrested him, he pleaded PTSD and did 4 months in a V.A hospital and walked out a free man. True story .
montanamountainmen
A more accurate 2000's Jody would have answered the door in ACUs.
bmak
"we just got back from desert storm" lol
kgw
This soldier's so high speed, he's wearing a 90's uniform in the 80's, and a 00's uniform in the 90's!
MarcillaSmith
Come on man, we're not all bad! C-Co 1-8 Cav, 1CD!
Ok, my name sucks for having served. Thanks Mom and Dad.
jodycwilliams
Look, if you ever open the door and I'm standing there, I didnt know and she didnt tell me, i would never do this to a soldier
notaethug
First Sargent Branch " Never surprise your wife after a deployment, a phone call could save your home..." I was stationed at Schofield Barrack and I can tell you the club after a mass deployment was different as hell versus pre-deployment. One of my boys was Jody but we can't talk about that...
itsmoneytoday
nah nah girl you cheated on me but its all good i got this.. HALF RIGHT
sweeshaman
When discovering that your S.O. has cheated on you, consult your states crimes of passion laws before taking further action.
texastom
The Navy when Jody opens the door: "Ehh, good enough"
