Jack in the box having a threatening aura for 6 minutes

Jack in the box is insane

[Mooke_Maykr]

I was half expecting Jack to just pull a gun at some point.

[nevm]

Jack is the only fast food mascot I've seen with a confirmed kill count.

[josuearanzazu]

I like how the little girl tells Jack in a whisper "he's new" like she clearly knows Jack is capable of child murder

[Theinkbunny]

“You’re not just saying that because im kneeling on your spine?” Jack asked calmly

[Kids_Scissors]

He's my favorite mascot just because he's a perfect chaotic neutral

[Wash-tqed]

I love that when he’s screaming and shouting, he’s both perfectly calm, and VISIBLY AGITATED

[confued_]

I love how even when Jack is yelling and attacking people, he remains calm

[Unknown_Uchiha]

"Tell your mommy to be happy with who she is" Jack out here supporting body positivity while insulting someone's mom all at the same time. Dude can multitask.

[Dessianst]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack settles competition
With an optimistic dynamite stick.

[_-Kim-_]

And we thought duolingo was terrifying

[lolno]

Remember that, canonically Jack has seemingly revived himself from being blown up completely from the inside

[ARTFCER]

4:50
"Do something about it"
The way his voice is so calm when he says it, and the fact he just ripped off his sleeves, makes this scene so menacing! XD

[Aymelia-colon]

Never ask a woman her age
A man his salary
Jack to raise the price of Jumbo Jack.

[justsomeguywhoedits]

Jack has all of the perfect qualities of a true villain. From the fake calm demeanor to the fact that he wears a mask and has the same optimistic tone of voice all the time, all while still being threatening

[TheInvisibleMan-]

“And if I’m saying something that isn’t true, ” *tears sleeves* “do something about it”

I have never in my life been more scared of a fast food mascot while simultaneously laughing as hard as I can

[TheREALBongy]

I love the way he calmly said "What's up Santa?" as the literal icon of Christmas himself, a magical being of incredible power, burst into his office so suddenly and angrily.

[The_Jerkinator]

Out of all the mascots, jack is honestly my favorite and the most threatening and calmly chaotic

[ClashClansGoblin]

He’s been a menace ever since he escaped his box

[bald_rice]

"Tell your mommy to be happy with who she is, and stop being bitter about her thighs"
This isn't passive aggressiveness, this is cold blooded murder

[justmaniacal]

4:51
The fact that he hides all that muscle fits his character so well, in fact it’s quite menacing