NEW BIG GTA ONLINE UPDATE! (SUMMER 2024!)

Today I talk about the next update coming to GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta

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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)

Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[ytexeves]

Charged for how much we play is obsurd!! This ain’t a club penguin membership

[ungadsangha]

Harmnone a real one for not filling the video with speculation bs🔥

[whiplash]

I'm hoping it's a Michael DLC. He's a big time producer now, and he wants to go into business with the player owning a movie studio property. The missions could involve all the dirty work and such to make the movie shoot happen. Aka payday. Be pretty cool imo.

[richcavallo]

I have close to 70 days played and I will
Never get gta+, they got enough money milking this game for 11 years 😆

[ShatteredRoxanne]

1 year ago: hey it's harmnone 1 year later: i subscribed to this channel after hearing that

[zeppal]

Thanks for not blabering for 10+ minutes like the other goofy gta youtubers do

[AgentManic]

Its amazing how rockstar, a company notorious for making fun of in game purchases and big companies, has become what it was meant to roast.

[NZBamplaysgames]

Maybe this "big update" will involve Michaels return 🤞🏻

[pelsdot]

Yeah man i hate the subscription system they are implementing with gta+ and what they kinda want to do with renting you games like what? If that happens i wont play simple as that, not because i cant pay but i swear i just refuse to do so! if they make that play then fine but i'm out and i hope enough people think like this so we can change it if they ever do make that change

[DarthVader-]

I will be honest, GTA+has been a huge help in my businesses endeavors. Free vehicle access and luxury helicopter definitely helps in the long run. In addition to the montly stipend. Although personally, I think one million dollars per month as a GTA+ permanent stipend would be a good idea.

[torstikinnunen]

If Rockstar wants to charge players by the playtime they can turn GTAO into a proper MMORPG, which I'd be fine with personally. Provided that they'd run the game like every MMORPG does; actual company run servers that prevent hacking and cheating. And provide a free-to-play option like every MMORPG in the market does these days.

[eekabott]

hope big update is give us change to buy a mansion not just 1+room house like before, just give us to buy 4 bed 5 bath mansion + swimming pools.
btw we already hit a fast food chain restaurant in this patch, hope we can start "Food" delivery job too.

[MegaFabulous]

I got gta+ Although some months do sucks, overall it ain't that bad

[roadeomagic]

Let them charge how much we play, they lose so many people that the idiots that suggested that stupid comment will be fired, I really hope they get fired.

[Nunya]

People are already sayin it’s gonna the Michael content a lot of players have been asking for…😅

[Ram_]

GTA + members will be given access to all removed vehicles 😂
But the way Rock* worded this does concern me, like its an update solely for those with GTA + But that unthought out speculation based on how its worded

[Jee]

As long as the summer DLC gives pc players (which I am) some more parking spaces then I'm happy
Would be really happy for 100+ parking spaces
R* could kill the economy with a garage that you could expand levels downwards continue adding levels at a price to store all your themed cars. this would eat up millions as people would spend lots to sort out themed level not only the cost in garage levels but also in vehicles. maybe even make people consider shark card ("me trying to tempt R* to make garage).

Or

A front we don't have that's a classic for a criminal is a restaurant. there's a few in the city that R* could use as buildings.

[theanglerfish]

yea yea we all already know their "big" updates and how they mess it🤑

[joaomaia]

HSW comimg to pc this summer? Finally?

[miragefilms]

knowing rockstar this will be car club exclusive or some BS like that, hopefully not but i can smell it coming