I like to think Gabriel gets around hell in a mini scooter
AlexanderLasam
don't ask how the robot got gabriel pregnant
DoktorBeta
Damn this Gabe's model is buff as hell
Daballz
Plot twist: it wasn’t Gabriel who impregnated mirage
He was just house sitting and was traumatized by the fact that machines could reproduce and drove as far as he could before he gets balled on by a mini V1
thelunchking
thats unironically a trailer i wont be surprised to see as an official trailer
funnyusername
Gabriel: oh father, how could thou abandon us?
Also Gabriel:
dana
Is funny how everyone is interpreting this as Gabriel running away, while I'm here like
Gabriel's gonna kick V1's ass for getting his adoptive daugher pregnant without marrying her first lmao
Bane_Amesta
I imagine him yelling “YOUR GETTING RUSTY MACHINE” while doing it
tiky
Gabriel being the fastest thing in ultrakill but driving a scooter getting outta there means we arent safe.
jayman
I was half expecting it to show gabriel having a accident falling off his gabe-mobile
zerobotico
"I caught a Mirage, Council. I caught a mirage."
"Oh no, Gabriel, don't tell us..."
"You already know, Council, you know what I'm gonna do to that thing."
theguylivinginyourwalls
I swear if new blood just pays this guy and puts this ad on youtube i'll lose my coins
Romanian
Now I can’t get the image of Gabriel clapping robot cheeks out of my head. Thanks spunklord.
firemum
Don't worry, Gabriel's just heading out to get the size 2 fish, he'll be back in no time!
SirPembertonS.Crevalius
why is no one talking about how gabriel has a holy scooter
pissdrinker
Gabriel riding a mini scooter to get out of here when he could just teleport is the funniest shit ever
nobody
Mirage did NOT have enough power in Rise of Kingdoms.
jimboanimations
"BUT COUNCIL, THE MACHINE-"
"NAAAH YOU DID IT WITH THE MACHINE?"
taxcollector
Is this why Gabriel slaughtered the Heavenly Councilors 🗿
VFishing
Gabriel. Gabriel what the fuck did you do with the machine last night Gabriel.