Joe Biden declares state of emergency due to dragons

[coder]

this is not real. he never said that if you watched it live. Nice try with the ai but stop spreading misinformation

[dembonesTV]

good thing we got the lung-slaughtering necromancer kush to keep our wizards strong

[ChronicleJoe]

"Sir, a second dragon just hit the high tower"

[desmondnorris]

I fucking lost it at "Wizards and battle mages"

[jogeddon]

No. This can't be real...no. I. I live in a David and Busters in Indiana...I'm scared.

[SwedishmafiaMemeCorporation]

It's time for The Joevahkiin to rise

[superiorslush]

Future archeologists are going to have a confusing time deciphering what the hell the presidents actually said

[KngfAthens]

“Nonsense, there hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years.” Bilbo Baggins

[jeffreyblock]

I voted for Dagoth Ur but if this guy pulls off capturing the high dragon king he deserves another term as king of America

[ChiefTJBallout]

Me and my guild have been casting protection spells around the Dave and Busters in our area, stay safe my wizzas.

[YeensWrath]

I'm surprised how good quality this is, usually you get a bit of distortion in the audio. But this one is crystal clear, just missing the stuttering and the sudden loss of memory.

[spritesever]

I love how honestly distressed and scared he sounds.

[LegendOfTheBat]

The short pause before clarifying "Khimik" always gets me 😂

[PIVfirestarkproducon]

The cadence was a little too fast for Biden but this is an absolute top tier meme

[tlaoclazteuq]

finally, a good king that acknowladges the dragon threat looming over us

[ChemistWeb]

This is worse than the time dragons invaded Dave and Buster’s during the Bush administration.

[shrekatemyonions]

I love how he stutters before casually establishing that the US has wizards at their disposal. The first half is a relatively normal premise (supernatural elements suddenly discovered in the modern world) so you expect him to finish his thought with something normal too. Truly, this is the peak of fiction.

[PimpmasterMcGooby]

"A dragon, I saw a dragon!"

"What? What is it now Mr. President?"

"It was as big as a mountain, and black as night. It flew right over the Barrow!"

"Dragons now is it? Please, Mr. President. If you keep on like this, every one in America will think you're crazy."

[astealthyfish]

As a Hoosier, him separating Indiana from the rest of the US got me.

[starsetlife]

This is from the timeline where humanity and dragons have been at war with each other for centuries