Neighborhood Watch

Esther-Anne Pembrook and Dr. Stormelius Thrombone made an average of 9,345 calls to the local police department per year. It all started when one accused the other of nipping a still-cooling apple crumble from the windowsill, and the other party retaliated by tying her lovely daughter to train tracks and letting an oncoming locomotive blast her screaming, crying body to pieces.

[blessings]

The spiral phone cord in the bushes hahaha

[Arkandos]

Whats the hypnotic southern general doing out there?

[Guruc]

All these years later, and either one could be right.