Rassie Rassie Rassie!!!!!

[DarioOle-tptp]

Rassie is the only man who can divide by zero

[LucrismLukas]

When Neill Armstrong took his first step on the moon he saw Rassie sitting on a rock drinking his brandewyn and coke

[DarioOle-tptp]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had two missed calls from Rassie

[hugomarx]

When Rassie's phone ring in the theater, they pause the movie

[Pepgang]

Rassie doesn't sweat.

He makes his skin cry

[LucrismLukas]

Rassie once took a lie detector test and the machine confessed everything

[qjtoyjs]

Rassie will never get a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

[qjtoyjs]

Rassie doesn't have a clock in his house because Rassie decides what time it is

[alexwait]

When Rassie was born, the doctor said “congratulations, it’s a man”

[HeidiHeidi-mhct]

They say Napoleon was the greatest strategist but he never managed to conquer Europe like Rassie

[BAMBAMRSA]

Is nobody going to say how great this cover has been sung (except the Ooooo ooo oo part and after, but Im sure that was on purpose 🤣)? Its on point vocally and its such a difficult song, fokken well done boeta!

[NicoSanchez-bzhe]

The sun can't look straight into Rassie

[Pepgang]

Rassie never flush the toilet. He simply scares the shite out of it

[oj]

Please the DJ at Loftus needs to play this, this weekend 🤣🔥

[cubesc]

Brilliant!!!! You are the modern Leon Schuster. Your music gives me Nostalgia to the 95 world cup with old Leon.

[hugomarx]

They once tried to name a street after Rassie but had to rename it because no one crosses Rassie and lives

[ralphdekramer]

Rassie destroyed the periodic table of the elements. The only element he believes in is the element of suprise..

[qjtoyjs]

Rassie once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

[Pepgang]

Rassie doesn't mow his lawn

He dares the grass to grow

[notenoughstones]

Translated lyrics for anyone interested:

The Irish cry for hours,
like a brokenhearted song on vinyl

Before you can cheer and bow before the crowds,
you'll have to win a quarter-final.

And we live and we sing,
bring the trophy home,
in your head, in your head,
we are frightening.

And they try and they try,
to penetrate our defence,
in your head, in your head,
we are frightening.

He's in your head,
in your head.
Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE

He's in your head,
in your head.
Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE OH.

The Irish have good structure,
and don't sing too badly either,

Get on board, because the Springbok lives,
and he's not going away.

And we scrum, and we ruck,
and we tackle them fuckt,
in your head, in your head,
we are frightening!

We are big, and full of meat,
and we chip and we chase,
in your head, in your head,
we are fighting.

He's in your head,
in your head.
Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE.

He's in your head,
in your head.
Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE-IE OH
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